Professional Practice · 10 May 2001

   —Hello, Dr ____’s office.
   —Hi. The name is Allen. I’m in great deal of pain, I have a toothache that has flared up dramatically in the past day.
   —Have you been with us before?
   —No. Is that important?
   —Do you have a dental plan?
   —No. I’m self-employed.
   —Oh.
   —Oh?
   —Just to let you know, we don’t take personal cheques. Payment is required in advance. We accept Visa, MasterCard, Interac.
   —[Long pause]. Whatever. Can I see the dentist?
   —Are you available anytime?
   —Um, did I mention the pain I’m in?
   —Dr ____ will see you at 3 pm tomorrow.
   —Okay. I think I can hold out until then, this is really awful...
   —It will be a short evaluation meeting, there will be no treatment.
   —What? What will this ‘evaluation meeting’ cost?
   —That will be $100. Then Dr ____ will arrange an appointment for whatever needs to be done.
   —No, no. No. No. I’m calling you because treatment is required now.
   —Hold please.

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