Oh Fuck Me · 14 May 2001

Some trend-sucking assmunch at the newspaper of record deems ATF Garamond fashionable:

The typeface, designed in 1919 by two Americans after a centuries-old style, has been sprouting on books with buzz by mediagenic young authors.

And on the Upper West Side: “Oh darling, let’s use that one for the invitations to the Hamptons this season” says Libby, while Sam wonders if it’s too early in the day to start drinking.

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