One hundred thousand copies of the Wild Dada Duck Manifesto, printed on black paper with black ink, were not made, and were not distributed to the students and faculty of Himmler High. This was first important action of the Wild Dada Ducks, and it was met, as we hoped it would be, with wild indifference.
—from Young Adult Novel by Daniel Pinkwater, for the time being the best and funniest thing ever, maybe.
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