No Waiting · 23 May 2001

The assertions of Paul, who is my barber:

  1. $2500 to see Barbra Streisand; for that kind of money she better fuck me and send me home in cab.
  2. You stand there and you go, holy shit: those are the fuckin’ pyramids!
  3. Mitchum could kick Jimmy Stewart’s ASS, any day, any time.
  4. Okay my man. See you in a month.

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