Was it George Costanza who imagined a perfect trilogy of pleasures: the simultaneous consumption of food, sex and television?
The trifecta hereabouts is much less about pleasure, and likely harder to achieve, though far more satisfying in the larger sense: to find oneself simultaneously without clean clothes, with every single conceivable container of food and drink (cup, glass, plate, bowl) in the kitchen unwashed, and all cash resources completely tapped out.
To life!
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