Sweden Queer · 18 August 2002
Elmer Fudd, Sinatra enthusiast:
Endow daaah days gwow short
I’m in de Ottawa my ears
Endive ink of my wife
As vintage wine
Fwoo fine oatcakes
Fonda bwim, to da dwegs
It pawed Sweden queer
It was a vewwy good year
(He slumps, weeping, against the microphone stand.)
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