Fisking Aunt Mary · 19 September 2002
Hi Dean!
Hi Mary!
Glad to hear everything is back to normal after the floods. We saw some footage of your region on CBC.
Jesus wept. Every single second (every single millisecond) of news reporting from those Trotskyite leeches is infused with the stink of Komrade Kretien’s plans for world domination. Open your eyes!
Looks like the damage in France was extensive.
Typical of you to forget that EUrinalitarianists™ will distort anything if it means more subsidies and a chance to give a big garlicky finger to the USA (which, I remind you, saved their asses, and is the greatest country in the history of the world).
But it sounds like you and the family were lucky.
Er, that’s not luck, Maryberryboomboom; unlike the hands-out work-allergic Euroweenies, I call that the diligence and pride of the greatest country in the history of the world. Is this really so hard for you to grasp? Hello? Your IQ.
Jenny is off to college this fall; can you believe that?
Off to slurp up the tenure-track animatronic lies of academic discourse. You should know: they’ll convert her to a lesbian and Marxist with a bad haircut for awhile. Just smile through it, because you are Right.
What are your plans for fall? Any holidays?
Why don’t you turn that question back on yourself and see what the answer brings? I think you’ll be surprised, but given the IQ you’ve displayed here, I don’t know.
We’re thinking of driving down to Chicago on an architectural tour.
Oh, you think the buildings of Chicago have time for your tourism? Chicago is a determined city of singular moral clarity and purpose. Every time I even hear a song from the band Chicago I embrace my non-Islamofascist children and remember the innocent lives lost while Saddam massaged Osama’s feet.
We have tickets to see Kathleen Battle doing a program of German lieder later this month.
Excuse me, but there’s a war on…?
As you know, I admire her musical enthusiasm and generosity.
Is it just me or does this smack of the “happy darkie” archetype the tyrannical left are just so smug about smacking during the oh-so-glorious civil rights movement. Well I wasn’t even alive then! Yet you call me accountable!? Looks like I’ve smoked out who the real racist is, hmmm, Maryterryteletoons?
Here’s hoping you stay well.
WHATEVER THAT MEANS.
Love, Mary
Advantage: Dean!
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