Filling Time · 3 October 2002
You want to have some fun? One option is to take the first scene from Full Metal Jacket and run it through a bunch of oldskool web-based language filters. You might select from cockney, Elmer Fudd, skinhead and pimp versions.
Giving the scene a pornolization or the Mr T treatment may seem redundant on first glance, but even these yield pleasing results.
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