Eased into the fountain gently.
— Amelia Oct 29, 03:36 pm #
Not gone alone into the medina in Fez.
— mathew Oct 29, 03:39 pm #
Worn the tighter, fitting, flattering pants that not only make me feel sexy, but also look sexy. Instead of the loose, on the border of baggy, man-I'm-Vanilla-Ice/MC Hammer pants.
— Naz Oct 29, 03:40 pm #
I would have continued to flirt with her as we have in the past, but not kissed her.
— x Oct 29, 03:41 pm #
fucked cheney when i had the chance, so i coulda given the clap
— bootsy Oct 29, 03:52 pm #
Stayed underground. Definitely.
— Evan Oct 29, 03:54 pm #
I would have gone to the bathroom before I got on the highway and found myself stuck in traffic causing me to pull over and urinate in a used coffee cup (emptying half way through) in a residential neighborhood because I didn't think I'd make it to the McDonalds up the road.
— dermot Oct 29, 03:55 pm #
i would have thought of something more witty to have commented.
— pdd Oct 29, 03:56 pm #
Slept less, smoked less dope, read more, tried harder in school, and screwed the blonde gymnast I was too stoned to realize was hitting on me.
— Beerzie Boy Oct 29, 04:00 pm #
Waited to hold the door open for that kid. Said thank you to the waiter. Smiled at the stranger in the street. Shared my umbrella at the busstop. Talked to the boy who lives next door.
— Lemur Oct 29, 04:02 pm #
Destroyed the evidence.
— Bunnie W. Oct 29, 04:07 pm #
Waited to take the penicillin until the wine wore off.
— Susan Oct 29, 04:14 pm #
I would have gone totally DEVO. Flowerpot on my head, goggles, gold bathrobe, the works. Only then could I have defeated the daisy master.
— Fraulein Meow Oct 29, 04:18 pm #
hung out with the smart ones instead of the popular ones
— John Oct 29, 04:19 pm #
Thought twice before getting into that cab, when I didnt speak the language.
— laura Oct 29, 04:20 pm #
I would have politely declined, turned on my heel, and walked out the door with my head held high.
— semaphoria Oct 29, 04:24 pm #
moved to Berlin, changed my name to Josephine and started my career as an ex-patriate much, much sooner.
— Susan Oct 29, 04:34 pm #
Had a tonsillectomy aged 5 (not 28), had a circumcision aged 1 (not 23), and noticed the horror of the world a decade earlier than I did.
— David Oct 29, 04:34 pm #
accipio plus bona latin
— Lothario Oct 29, 04:36 pm #
left town that summer. gone back.
— Z Oct 29, 04:36 pm #
Got in at the beginning, made a mint, got out before the crash.
— jonathan Oct 29, 04:38 pm #
Taken that landscaping job with my brother-in-law's dad; tried harder to learn Italian; gone "punk" sooner; applied to an out-of-town college; had an affair with that older woman; broken up with my first girlfriend earlier; saved more of my inheritance; travelled to Europe before I was thirty; gotten over my anglophilia twenty years before. Apart from that, nothing.
— rick Oct 29, 04:40 pm #
Actually I'm not really that shallow. I would have never allowed my parents to talk me out of taking a year off.
— jonathan Oct 29, 04:43 pm #
Waited until the storm had really passed
— paul Oct 29, 04:44 pm #
Asked him if he was crazy when he asked me to marry him.
— Michelle Oct 29, 04:52 pm #
Asked for help instead of trying to do it on my own.
— syd Oct 29, 04:52 pm #
Had a few less beers and tried to talk to the girl who came to my party to see me. Studied harder. Gone to a city school instead of one in the heart of Maine. Married someone more like me. Other than these few items, nothing else.
— rob Oct 29, 04:53 pm #
just fucked him and given the love to someone more humane
— roggy Oct 29, 04:54 pm #
Not lost my childhood so early.
— noel Oct 29, 04:54 pm #
Used a pencil instead of a pen.
— Andrew Oct 29, 04:54 pm #
made that left turn in albuquerque.
— michaelbrown Oct 29, 04:56 pm #
I would have rubbed more gently.
— Kev Oct 29, 05:38 pm #
spent less, read more, and switched universities
— brian Oct 29, 05:52 pm #
I wouldn't have gone to her house.
— scott Oct 29, 05:55 pm #
I would have ignored the computer eight years ago, painted more, read more, written more, considered more — in general given more passion to art and more time to birdwatching.
— Justin Oct 29, 06:03 pm #
I would have stayed in Slovenia for New Years Eve.
— michelle Oct 29, 06:03 pm #
Stayed in Europe in 1986... but then I would not have met the father of my children!!!
— Alexandra Scott Oct 29, 06:08 pm #
I'd have waited, like Robert Bateman suggested, until the line had cleared so he'd have time to spend drawing me an even more awesome picture.
— marc Oct 29, 06:15 pm #
Stood instead of slumping.
— Neil Oct 29, 06:19 pm #
told her exactly what I was thinking.
— J Oct 29, 06:26 pm #
followed my instincts, when i still had the chance.
— kiehl Oct 29, 06:30 pm #
Asked her sooner, before it was too late. Been less afraid. Much less afraid. Of anything.
— jeff Oct 29, 07:19 pm #
I would have said 'no'. I would have said 'no' a lot. A ton. For years, it would have been my mantra, my insane personal muttering, climbing in decibels the closer to a question someone's words became. No. No no no No NO. NONONONono NONoNOnOn oONoNOnoN ONONNONO nONONONonO nONoNONONO nOnononono NONONONONO oONONOnONo noNoNONOOnO NonONOnonO. No.
— Austin Oct 29, 07:27 pm #
Indulged in more vices.
— Samantha Oct 29, 07:30 pm #
not guzzled the tequila
— tracy Oct 29, 07:42 pm #
left the dinner table BEFORE I farted.
— laura Oct 29, 07:43 pm #
remembered to think of others before myself.
— laura Oct 29, 07:50 pm #
Not started the second bottle of gin.
— nick Oct 29, 07:51 pm #
Probably stumble through just like I did the first time.
— Arthur Oct 29, 08:25 pm #
sue my parents for better dental care, at the age of eight. or better: four.
— katatonik Oct 29, 08:32 pm #
Finished more stuff. Kept in touch. Yelled at a few people. Entered that essay contest. Avoided McGill. Dropped everything and gone out for ice cream.
— Eric Oct 29, 08:35 pm #
Not written that letter.
— Dave Oct 29, 08:38 pm #
I would have spent more time with my father.
— JH Oct 29, 09:37 pm #
Apologized, and never looked back.
— jason. Oct 29, 09:39 pm #
When asked, I would have gone out with him and him and him and him and HIM and him and even that guy although my girlfriends would be jealous.
— Gert Oct 29, 10:07 pm #
I would have eaten my greens...
— ENLP Oct 29, 10:09 pm #
remembered to close the 'em' tag!
— Kevin Oct 29, 10:21 pm #
been born clever, talented and devilishly handsome.
— gmb Oct 29, 10:32 pm #
Been there at sunrise {click}
— Peter Oct 30, 12:22 am #
not grasped for floaties and instead trusted my ability to swim in damn near any water available. And this applies to numerous occasions over the course of time...
— flowb33 Oct 30, 12:28 am #
I would have told you the truth.
— Dawn Oct 30, 12:35 am #
Not worry. FUCK I've been stupid to worry. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK ... F U C K
— Ray Oct 30, 12:58 am #
I'd have avoided dating women who refuse to believe in Evolution.
— hopper Oct 30, 01:00 am #
Sold the fucker when it hit 200.
— John Oct 30, 01:03 am #
Been born ten years earlier.
— Karl Oct 30, 01:25 am #
Go out with other girls.
— Marc Oct 30, 01:31 am #
When I told her, "This can't happen: I'm married," and then stood up and walked away without looking back, I would have pretended not to hear her start to cry. I would have just got on that bus, gone home, and hugged my boy.
— Davey Oct 30, 02:13 am #
Thought faster. Moved quicker. Died harder. Believed.
— Brandon Oct 30, 02:24 am #
Shoved the damn poker up his arse.
— Ludwig Oct 30, 02:42 am #
Never opened Bertie's letter.
— Gottlob Oct 30, 02:47 am #
I would have burned more bridges.
— Christine Oct 30, 02:55 am #
told john i wanted him...
— terri o Oct 30, 02:58 am #
stopped myself and my brother from gloating about how we had mastered the "mind-meld", thus ending the traditional (canadian) thanksgiving pictionary game much earlier which would have resulted in: leaving earlier to catch the ferry home, consequently avoiding being hit by the idiot in the (huge) truck who was too busy talking to his jack russel (Bonzo) to notice the stop sign, which resulted in: broken bones, bruises, concussions, much pain and my having peed my pant goddamnit!!!!
— kerry Oct 30, 03:26 am #
yelled a lot louder.
held on a lot harder.
not been a giant idiot.
— andrew Oct 30, 03:53 am #
disappeared into the woods when I had the chance treeplanting all those years ago. told her [of them] how that i wanted them, instead doing nothing. not gone to grad school. finished the damn manuscript by now, damn, damn, damn me.
— kevin Oct 30, 04:03 am #
previewed before i posted
— kevin Oct 30, 04:04 am #
not jerked off before aerobics
— Janice Oct 30, 04:08 am #
Started earlier. Everything.
— mangoduck Oct 30, 07:47 am #
lathered, rinsed but definitley NOT repeated.
— paulmay Oct 30, 07:49 am #
Turned left, instead of right.
— dn Oct 30, 08:11 am #
Not complained about the cheese.
— Kim Oct 30, 09:33 am #
Listened to my gut when it told me that this dot-com thing is pure bullshit.
— Lapdog Oct 30, 09:34 am #
Gone outside more. Eaten less. Refused to take those pills. Been more defiant and less willing to suffer. Skipped the going out with friends and gone to see my Dad instead of believing his "it's only a cold" story on the phone.
— Sherri Oct 30, 10:13 am #
Stopped regretting what I should have done differently.
— Dave Oct 30, 10:13 am #
Realised they were all wrong about me.
— Tiffany Oct 30, 10:27 am #
I have always done too many things differently. Given another chance, I would do some of them usually, cooperatively, socially. But I have spent too much time gretting over the years to go back and regret now. (This thread is has too much potential sadness for October. You must be burdened with happiness.)
— Eeksy-Peeksy Oct 30, 11:38 am #
gotten a computer science degree. found a job before i moved. not spent so damn much time in chatrooms.
— ecd Oct 30, 11:40 am #
Shifted my weight just a little more to the left, presenting my fleshy ass cheek to the concrete rather than my boney hip.
— Michael Buffington Oct 30, 11:46 am #
known what not to say, and when not to say it.
— ian Oct 30, 11:49 am #
Kept my nose out of the dark end of the internet. Lost it so early.
— jehu Oct 30, 11:53 am #
Enjoyed it at the time.
— sesquo Oct 30, 12:05 pm #
Spilled my seed on the ground.
— Skrik Oct 30, 02:12 pm #
...waited just for him. ...quit this job already. ...found more time for everything BUT work. ...said "I love you" even more than twice daily.
— v Oct 30, 02:15 pm #
Gone to the dentist before the tooth split in half.
— Jason Oct 30, 02:16 pm #
Said no more often to those things. Said yes more often to these. Not listened to the snollygosters at all.
— moose Oct 30, 02:17 pm #
Opened the book store, just to see if I could do it.
— Sus Oct 30, 02:19 pm #
Nothing. I made the best choices with the information I had at the time.
— bryan Oct 30, 02:24 pm #
Realized that the girl from Ecco il Pane was coming onto me and made her that Yo La Tengo tape sooner.
— John Oct 30, 02:25 pm #
Chosen a different gas
— vladimir Oct 30, 02:45 pm #
would have married jo ann
— patrick Oct 30, 02:48 pm #
Chosen the door on the left.
— the lady Oct 30, 02:50 pm #
said hello to de LaVega when I saw him drawing with chalk on the street
— be Oct 30, 03:01 pm #
well, i wouldn't have stuck my finger in there
— mike Oct 30, 03:04 pm #
left a lot sooner. and well, um...not come back either. all three times.
— rb Oct 30, 03:26 pm #
I would have taken the red pill every time.
— Brad Carps Oct 30, 03:30 pm #
Not spent our last afternoon together dodging the fact that his last failed attempt at suicide would be his last failed attempt.
— daegan Oct 30, 03:31 pm #
Gotten a midwife. Spoken up sooner. Not put up with as much before calling "bullshit". Forgiven her (all the hers) sooner.
— Suzanne Oct 30, 03:41 pm #
Only ate half the honey.
— Pooh Oct 30, 03:49 pm #
Waited a fucking day!
— George Armstrong Oct 30, 03:51 pm #
I would do exactly the opposite of everything that I've done 'til now. I'm curious.
— timo Oct 30, 03:52 pm #
Thrown Kurt a breaking ball.
— Dennis Oct 30, 03:54 pm #
Told her to have the baby.
— bh Oct 30, 04:10 pm #
Oops. Told her, yes, go ahead and have the baby.
— bh Oct 30, 04:16 pm #
Used the gerund, not the infinitive.
— skippy Oct 30, 04:18 pm #
discovered earlier that my mom is brilliant and wise
— andr Oct 30, 04:19 pm #
listened to the voices in YOUR head, for once!
— smawg Oct 30, 04:20 pm #
Made at least a half hearted attempt of telling her how I felt.
— Michael Oct 30, 04:33 pm #
stayed in London instead of coming home... and had the guts to tell him that I crossed an ocean for him.
— Deb Oct 30, 04:43 pm #
Worn gloves. Damn those fingerprints. And checked to ensure someone hadn't already posted the same damn joke.
— y Oct 30, 04:54 pm #
I would have worked harder in school, skipped out, less, completed college, and learned to go after what I want, instead of what I thought I deserved.
— Shannon Oct 30, 04:56 pm #
would have tried to intervene - to even just yell out 'stop that' - when i saw three teens beating up on one in a crowded square, instead of standing there like a gutless halfwit.
— jean Oct 30, 05:04 pm #
i would've made use of time doing something that would take me forward, instead of checking away messages and refreshing textism 500+ a day.
— kaiser Oct 30, 05:21 pm #
listened to my gut, not my head
— natalie Oct 30, 06:10 pm #
posted earlier so that I could have been #200
— jonah Oct 30, 06:29 pm #
admitted I was wrong. until I wasn't.
— heather Oct 30, 06:36 pm #
Oh, and that girl at the wedding too, last Spring. Whats wrong w/ me?
— john Oct 30, 06:41 pm #
Reflect on why so many nice guys say "Nice guys finish last"
— k2nsf Oct 30, 06:45 pm #
I would have checked for typos before posting.
— Dave Oct 30, 06:51 pm #
Had rich parents. Rich, and tall.
— Andrew Northrup Oct 30, 07:36 pm #
taken away their coffee and staged the take-over for 10 am sharp.
— mcswerves Oct 31, 09:57 am #
followed my gut when it said it was time to make a clean break and start over.
— maddy Oct 31, 10:38 am #
In a bar, with a group met just that day, still sober, unattached — returned her touch.
— owen Oct 31, 10:56 am #
told him how I feel about him
— Rh Oct 31, 11:02 am #
Taken that chance. Not let lust override my common sense....no wait...let lust override my common sense
— karen Oct 31, 11:05 am #
would have married that robot in "Metropolis"
— pam Oct 31, 11:21 am #
During that first year, when she wanted nothing more than to be with me every moment, and I wanted nothing more than for her to give me just a little space, I would've liked to have enjoyed it just a little more.
— tk Oct 31, 11:45 am #
Tried to find the Truth earlier, instead of running around like a complete heathen. Unfortunately, Google is not a good start in your search at all!
— Charlie Oct 31, 12:20 pm #
listend to my inner asshole instead of pulling a Ghandi.
— dlt Oct 31, 12:22 pm #
Believed all that stuff about how I might actually live to be old, and thus have taken better care of my body all along. Lifted with the knees, not the back. Not started smoking again.
— Kat Oct 31, 02:03 pm #
remembered to hit the record button.
— trigfunctions Oct 31, 02:08 pm #
Not kissed her. Kisses are tiny promises.
— Drew Oct 31, 02:09 pm #
i should have taken the blue pill.
— shahed Oct 31, 02:09 pm #
Dumped his ass back in Germany all those years ago and come back home.
— Kathy Oct 31, 02:10 pm #
learned how to love myself sooner.
— brigita Oct 31, 02:10 pm #
Kept asking for help until someone showed up who could actually do something about it.
— Tom Oct 31, 02:10 pm #
worked harder at making men seem like a good idea.
— dobbs Oct 31, 02:13 pm #
Would've eaten at the Kiev more, while I still could.
— joe Oct 31, 02:18 pm #
filled out that application.
— Anne Oct 31, 02:20 pm #
moved out of that apartment 15 years sooner
— xiffix Oct 31, 02:20 pm #
paid more attention to the 80s/90s in high school rather than my stupid right-rolled pants and ignorant teen nervousness.
— loopdoctor Oct 31, 02:20 pm #
never given up my job and apartment for a dead end realtionship...
— onc Oct 31, 02:21 pm #
Walked away when I saw the picture of her husband & 2 kids. Waited until they DID break up instead of believing that they WOULD break up after it was too late. Called my one love and told her not to leave the house that day. Told my one love that I loved her one last time.
— Stephen Oct 31, 02:22 pm #
taken my eye off the ball.
— Cior Oct 31, 02:25 pm #
aksed her before she asked me. taken better notes.
— mak Oct 31, 02:25 pm #
left andy 20 years ago. but now we're finally back together. so, no regrets.
— widget Oct 31, 02:25 pm #
Accompanied Juan the way he wanted to go rather than venture up the other stream alone just to be independent.
— Blaine Oct 31, 02:26 pm #
not dropped out of high school. dumped the bottle of painkillers down the toilet instead of eating them. not told them I'd finish the goddamn website before I left. enjoyed the present more.
— crunch n sparkle Oct 31, 02:27 pm #
Not taken the job with all the benefits and compensation "on the come". "There is equity potential" is an expensive phrase.
— Mike Oct 31, 02:27 pm #
I wouldn't have bought that house.
— Patrick Oct 31, 02:29 pm #
Stood up to my parents and did what I believed was right.
— Dani Oct 31, 02:31 pm #
Wiped the fingerprints off the gun.
— not@work Oct 31, 02:34 pm #
tried to stop the hiccups I was having before I opened the door to my girlfriend's parents. Maybe I woudn't have said "Welcome! Make yourself come!"
— Ben Oct 31, 02:34 pm #
Given my (now ex) girlfriend my old mobile ... and the number of one of my mates.
— Rich Oct 31, 02:35 pm #
I wouldn't have settled.
— Teddy Oct 31, 02:36 pm #
Realize that you can never buy too many flowers for a girl who says she doesn't really like them anyway.
— Johnny Hazard Oct 31, 02:37 pm #
I would have grabbed my dog and driven to Arizona like I needed to
— Dugan Oct 31, 02:39 pm #
stayed in ballet, if only for better posture. gone fishing. gotten out of bed when his laughter woke me. left it as an old crush and one fulfilling screw and walked away smiling. didn't allow his presence in my life to erase the presence of others.
— Bonnie Oct 31, 02:43 pm #
...try harder; or at least just try. realized what was happening. done more, thought less. tarped my load.
— notmark Oct 31, 03:05 pm #
Um, I would have told him how I felt about him 13 years ago instead if waiting so long. At least, I have a second chance to do so now.
— Velvet Hellvis Oct 31, 03:06 pm #
Left him years ago. Travelled more. Not went into IT just because it paid well knowing I hate it. Made happiness the most important thing in my life. Made more friends. Not wasted so much time wishing things were different and spent more time making things different.
— V Oct 31, 03:08 pm #
stayed in college to become an engineer.
— chris Oct 31, 03:08 pm #
Hoped for the best, but prepared for the worst.
— John Oct 31, 03:10 pm #
i should have seen that car coming
— garyf73 Oct 31, 03:10 pm #
i would have waited before transitioning, so i would have had enough money to get stuff done without going mad with self-hatred.
— p Oct 31, 03:10 pm #
We all told you to, Thomas... {sigh} :)
— A Thomas Teacher Oct 31, 03:11 pm #
Taken the scholarship to study in Rome even if it did mean a year away from him.
— Meesha Oct 31, 03:12 pm #
laughed more. cried less. it's not too late.
— bunny Oct 31, 03:12 pm #
Not let her take the boys.
— craig Oct 31, 03:13 pm #
Sold everything on Dec 28th, 1999.
— John Oct 31, 03:15 pm #
Not lost the key to the tardis
— timelord Oct 31, 03:15 pm #
not been afraid of imagined consequences.
— eb Oct 31, 03:16 pm #
had the courage to avoid the comfortable
— Matt Oct 31, 03:41 pm #
Not used Nare on my ass Left the country before I was classified as a Habitual Traffic Offender Stole more before I was 18 Fat 29 year old guy in Spiderman Underoose .BAD And finally Grasped the idea that urine is bad for a PC a lot sooner
— brew Oct 31, 03:42 pm #
walked out on my confirmation ceremony
— 9ine Oct 31, 04:00 pm #
Not slept with Christy. Fought for her harder. Not written that letter. Fought for the next one, and the next one, and the next one harder. Not had so many regrets.
— rich Oct 31, 04:01 pm #
shaken well before opening.
— ktrey Oct 31, 04:02 pm #
Not gotten married. Ran off to Europe. Gotten the doctorate sooner. Lived in Toronto. Had been available when I met him. Tell him how I feel now.
— Oct 31, 04:02 pm #
punched him and felt good about it
— gub Oct 31, 04:04 pm #
warped straight to level 8.
— mario Oct 31, 04:06 pm #
Told her I loved her. And kissed her. Kisses are tiny promises.
— Alan Oct 31, 04:06 pm #
actually built that perpetual motion machine I designed. Yeah, that's right. You heard me. . . Perpetual Motion. Screw you laws of thermodynamics!!!!
— Sir Bob Of Denver Oct 31, 04:07 pm #
Not gone to college. Ever.
— George Oct 31, 04:09 pm #
would have known that no amount of money was worth laying down with those frothing fashion mag dogs, thus avoiding the near fatal case of plague-carrying life-sucking fleas and the arduous five-year recovery process.
— kateco Oct 31, 04:10 pm #
Killed Saddam when I had the chance.
— President Bush Sr. Oct 31, 04:11 pm #
Come out of the closet earlier. And not told my parents until I was ready.
— Jeff Oct 31, 04:12 pm #
Taken just ONE dose of ex-lax the night before the marathon.
— caloso Oct 31, 04:13 pm #
Had sex with those two hotties when they gave me the chance.
— Not Studly Oct 31, 04:18 pm #
I would have tried harder with Adrienne. And not have let her leave. And I would have told her to come back when she asked if she could, rather than let her move away.
— Rich Oct 31, 04:20 pm #
I would have quit one day earlier...
— Josh Oct 31, 04:22 pm #
Taken her to India with me.
— Magee Oct 31, 04:26 pm #
Called her like I wanted to the day before she died and told her she meant a lot to me before I couldn't anymore, decided to go to art school this year instead of next, found a better apartment, learned html along with Justin.
— Hall Oct 31, 04:39 pm #
Not moved in with him so soon.
— Kris Oct 31, 04:52 pm #
Learned that the shackles of my own prison are my own to break. Known that the Earth is devoid of the meaning we force on it and realize that I am born of the Earth and not the forced meaning... to know that I am free
— Wandering Artist Oct 31, 04:55 pm #
Have more faith in my knowledge and abilities.
— Busu Oct 31, 04:55 pm #
Skipped the midwest and headed straight to the Pac NW
— Lemnayde Oct 31, 04:56 pm #
stayed home from the theater. I didn't even want to see that damn play.
— A. Lincoln Oct 31, 04:56 pm #
Finished my dissertation.
— elgoose Oct 31, 04:56 pm #
Put the toilet seat down.
— Husband Oct 31, 04:58 pm #
If I'd known I would live this long I would have bought the motorcycle...
— Aunt Nettie Oct 31, 05:00 pm #
Turned on the acetylene BEFORE the oxygen.
— Chris Oct 31, 05:09 pm #
turned around, looked her in the eye, and said, "Yes, I DO love you. And if I don't stop lying right now, I just know I'll regret it when I see you on prime-time television in 5 years, about to get married to some jerk-off actor."
— Steffan Oct 31, 05:15 pm #
i'll do it all differently on the next go-round
— lleyam Oct 31, 05:17 pm #
I would have ignored most of the useless information which I was exposed to while growing up. This is the period up until age 45 or so...
— mama Oct 31, 05:18 pm #
realized a lot sooner that there is no "team" in corporate america... just employee numbers.
— mike Oct 31, 05:19 pm #
Let myself be more of an asshole. Given them as much pain as they wanted, and a little bit more.
— Quasi Oct 31, 05:19 pm #
Bought better tools.
— John Lawless Oct 31, 05:24 pm #
Not spent the last 22 years of my life wanting the things "everybody" wants. Those things don't make you happy.
— J.D. Hodges Oct 31, 05:24 pm #
Not let the wrong girl kiss me
— aeng Oct 31, 05:25 pm #
should have never married someone who had a tendency to commit murder. should have driven to my sister's house to check on her after she sounded so odd on the phone. should have taken Jessa's car keys from her. should have had one more kid. should have sold that damn motorcycle. should have lived faster, harder, more.
— brad Oct 31, 05:26 pm #
Made her go to the doctor months earlier, even if she got mad at me.
— Lala Oct 31, 05:29 pm #
Held her hand a little longer while she lay dying.
— J Oct 31, 05:30 pm #
called melissa more often. told her how smart, and beautiful, and fully she was - and made her believe it.
— rhapsodie Oct 31, 05:31 pm #
realized that she needed meds.
— albert Oct 31, 05:32 pm #
When we passed that day you missed my smile, I lost your touch, and I cried, for time had played its final trick. When you didn t turn and I forgot to stop and your steps were left unchased I shed a tear for the time we ll leave unspent. When the door closed too soon I didn t see the bliss get left outside, you didn t know of our moments that we forgot and for that I ll curse the moment s lasting chill; for when we passed that day I gave up what I didn t know, we lost what we didn t have and a lifetime later now I ll die without the truth. --- I wish I didn't loose what I never had.
— dazed Oct 31, 05:39 pm #
been nicer to her after we broke up senior year.
— michael Oct 31, 05:39 pm #
done more drugs, had less inhabitions, not broken any laws, not said "i love you" without meaning it, started school sooner
— jeph Oct 31, 05:43 pm #
...not put off writing back to Heather for so long only because I was embarrassed.
— carolyn Oct 31, 05:44 pm #
Created 64 bit IP addresses when I invented the Internet.
— Al Gore Oct 31, 05:51 pm #
Told her she did look fat
— Tank Oct 31, 05:51 pm #
first reaction was: this that that other thing but then, who knows if this -> that -> there -> her -> here -> next would all still be true?
— K Oct 31, 05:52 pm #
....Not ignored her silence. But that was probably all I could have done, for the problem wasn't mine enough to fix.
— Sarah Oct 31, 05:52 pm #
...that I'd been taking piano lessons since I was 5 (or for 16 years). Also, that I'd never met her.
— Vic Oct 31, 05:55 pm #
made it a point to see him, instead of letting schedules get in the way for the 10 months we were in the same city. kissed him that night a week before the WTC attacks, like i wanted to.
— nyc girl Oct 31, 06:00 pm #
...tried harder in the begining ...tried even harder to forget the ending ...suceeded in helping in the middle
— nH Oct 31, 06:03 pm #
I would have broken up with her in April, AND I wouldnt have had sex with her after we broke up
— chris Oct 31, 06:07 pm #
I would have been the asshole instead of the nice guy. I wouldn't have stuttered so much whilst trying to approach girls. I wouldnt have gotten myself involved in relationships that are not my own. I wouldnt have thought its okay to slide through high school with 70's. I would have held on.
— Benjamin Oct 31, 06:07 pm #
...been satisfied with the sex on the beach...and not allowed her to waste those two years of my life. ...and learned to skydive before responsibility reared its ugly head.
— rando Oct 31, 06:08 pm #
Realized that my permanent record was neither a record, nor permanent.
— Malcolm Oct 31, 06:09 pm #
...left Eric long before 3 1/2 years.... not gone back to California to visit him when I knew exactly what he would be like, not left Jonathan for Eric, applied to more schools(or accepted the full scholarship), but if I hadn't ended up at Drury, I never would have met JD (#373), who is the man of my dreams. I love you!
— Amanda Oct 31, 06:14 pm #
Told Anne how I feel. 20 years lost.
— Brian Oct 31, 06:17 pm #
never should have put on that damn ring.
— Bilbo Oct 31, 06:18 pm #
Asked him if he cared for me before he left. Stopped for a moment to see the world around me. Not called him a wimp. Realized I'm smarter than I thought. Learned more, thought less. and the most important..... Remembered to bring a TOWEL.
— wishful thinker Oct 31, 06:38 pm #
I would have blown up the mon
— nitro Oct 31, 06:38 pm #
nono I would have blown up the moon dammit
— Nitro Oct 31, 06:39 pm #
would not have given my trust to a flighty, gossipy actress type and expect her not to fly away and gossip about me.
— joke err Oct 31, 06:41 pm #
I would never have married that bitch
— Kurt Cobain Oct 31, 06:41 pm #
Used the toilet instead...
— oobleglork Oct 31, 06:42 pm #
I would have told her how much she ment to me. Or at least tried keep in touch. I woulda taken that job in DC. I would have been less careless.
— Cyber_elvis Oct 31, 06:43 pm #
I wouldnt have let other people get in my way, tell me who to be, tell me that Im wrong or make me feel sorry for being me.
— the girl behind the mask Oct 31, 06:43 pm #
I wouldn't have screwed that midget, thats for damn sure
— An Ugly slut Oct 31, 06:44 pm #
I would have punched that guy right in his ugly, laughing face.
— Kyle Oct 31, 06:47 pm #
i should've killed him when i had the chance.
— shoulda Oct 31, 06:51 pm #
I would have NOT spanked the monkey. Poor Bobo...
— AlienWonder Oct 31, 07:03 pm #
I'd have never gone to Dallas.
— E.V. Oct 31, 07:04 pm #
I should of just fucked him .. Paid my credit cards on time.. Waved at the Ford Ranger.. Told him I loved him. And been a little more " DIRRTY"
— Dani Oct 31, 07:06 pm #
I don't know yet...I'm still working through this dilemma...
— The_Synergism Oct 31, 07:10 pm #
followed my heart, put myself out there, opened up, danced all night, i should have never let him get away... but it's never too late.
— aew Oct 31, 07:11 pm #
I would have moved on a lot sooner.
— April Oct 31, 07:14 pm #
Balls to the wall. Full-on 100%, no-bullshit freestyle aggro pussy-power. That's what I'm saying.
— Earl Layman Oct 31, 07:21 pm #
Kept my fool mouth shut.
— Chad R. Box Oct 31, 07:36 pm #
left after three years instead of trying to tough it out and being left after six
— Tristan Oct 31, 07:39 pm #
Realized the guy I had a crush on was waiting for me to kiss him. Knew to enjoy every day with my ex, rather than thinking we had all the time in the world. Oh, and skipped the Fosters during the Beers Around the World Tour. :-)
— CR Oct 31, 07:40 pm #
I would have helped all the gays and lesbian people of the world and help them come out of their misery.
— RT Oct 31, 07:47 pm #
I would have worn a leather jacket and a helmet.
— Ricdiculous Oct 31, 08:09 pm #
Bought low, sold high. Or was that "Bought more, gotten high"? All the acid, I can never keep the two straight. Or stay straight.
— BillSaysThis Oct 31, 08:12 pm #
Left when I had the chance, even one of those many, many times.
— Filifera Oct 31, 08:19 pm #
Started taking acid eariler.
— Floundery Oct 31, 08:20 pm #
ate monkey
— The Gentile Avenger! Oct 31, 08:22 pm #
Gotten some sleep in Boston. Not shared her secret. Saved my dying dog.
— S Oct 31, 08:23 pm #
Given up on my life a lot sooner.
— Tomato Oct 31, 08:29 pm #
Left when I had the chance.
— Spike Oct 31, 08:45 pm #
Just gone in the front door instead of thinking I could sneak in the back. Just been, instead of worrying so much about the seeming. Played more with my kids.
— bricoleur Oct 31, 08:48 pm #
Met up with him IRL the first time he asked. Why put off meeting someone you'll at least have a few good dates with, much less your soulmate? I'll never know.
— Katie Oct 31, 08:52 pm #
Made sure that my cat was inside...
— Zack Oct 31, 08:56 pm #
bought the cow when I was getting the milk for free
— Deuf Oct 31, 08:58 pm #
I can think of a few things; but, then again, too few to mention.
— Noah Oct 31, 09:27 pm #
sent a tiny autumn maple leaf to him in Morocco, to make his soul want home and me.
— pj Oct 31, 09:30 pm #
I should have never smelled my friend's finger that one time.
— Jacoby Oct 31, 09:33 pm #
Sought comfort from priests, not psychiatrists.
— Jennifer Oct 31, 09:51 pm #
Hit on more women while I was younger.
— nomad Oct 31, 09:58 pm #
reported my lying, two-faced, back-stabbing, unethical, incompetent psychobitch ex-boss to HR.
— shellby Oct 31, 10:01 pm #
Tried harder to be friends with Patrick Been more careful of what I said Finished that course Not given up as soon Bought more books and less booze Not made sexual screwups Appreciated life more Written more, painted more Gotten help sooner Loved more
— aliasj@ke Oct 31, 10:06 pm #
Realized sooner that someone caring deeply about me (or I about them) does not necessarily mean that either of us are well-informed, using sound logic, worthy of unconditional trust, or sane. Asked "Who profits?" in every conceivable situation. Realized that everyone who told me "violence never solves anything" was a hypocrite and a liar. Been a little nicer to a lot of people, and much viler to a few.
— Douglas Oct 31, 10:13 pm #
Picked a non-alcoholic parent.
— keithalt Oct 31, 10:19 pm #
Realized what I was trading. Enlightenment is sometimes an ugly, ugly thing. And once you've got it, you can't get rid of it. Wished I'd have had the courage to make it all stop the 1000 times I had a chance. But even now, I can't make myself do it. WHY???
— vapour Oct 31, 10:21 pm #
Would not have been so cynical.
— cyniczny Oct 31, 10:42 pm #
Kissed her back in eighth grade.
— Robert Oct 31, 10:45 pm #
Not gotten married in Vegas. Told my Mom to drop dead sooner. Called my best friend before he od'ed. Or hot-shotted. Knew which it was. (see above)
— minnow Oct 31, 10:50 pm #
Realized how my words were slashing her emotionally, and causing quiet tears I couldn't see in the dark.
— Art Oct 31, 11:07 pm #
i would have said that i was sorry oh i wish i would have said that i was sorry
— dgoz Oct 31, 11:23 pm #
dieted and exercised before I grew old
— norton Oct 31, 11:25 pm #
Would not have stood by to see evil done.
— monkichi Oct 31, 11:51 pm #
Answered the cellphone that was ringing in the pocket of the dead soldier.
— Tobias Nov 1, 12:09 am #
Shredded EVERYTHING.
— Kenneth Lay Nov 1, 12:18 am #
would've got caught earlier rather than later
— brian Nov 1, 01:35 am #
had the woman of my dreams sell her sweet self on the street for a Sevie's hot dog, a kinder bueno and only one cylinder of Pringles... oh yeah, and i wouldn't have married the other chick.
— Rob Nov 1, 01:36 am #
asked for real proof that those damn little bastards were really oysters.
— Floyd Lawson Nov 1, 01:42 am #
Taken more risks before so many people depended on me not hurting myself.
— dg Nov 1, 01:56 am #
Not banged my hands down on a student's desk to get her attention.
— Dani Nov 1, 01:59 am #
Shut up.... Sat Down..... Took my Medicine...
— Joseph Nov 1, 02:02 am #
not had stage fright...graduated on time rather than screwing up for so long...been nicer to my parents...gone to see my granddad that one last time...been more humble....appreciated more and wanted less...and gone to see T when i had the chance.
— AD Nov 1, 02:13 am #
not go to school yesterday. getting a speeding ticket = not sweeeet :(
— aaron Nov 1, 02:45 am #
Not gone to Buenos Aires that second time. It was then that I fell in love. The combination of that city and a beautiful (and, in my case, somewhat unhinged) woman will break your heart every time. Still recovering...
— Michael Nov 1, 02:52 am #
I would have paid more attention in high school and quit my bitching because life is SO much harder now. And maybe I'd actually listen to my mom. *sigh*
— Kristine Nov 1, 03:42 am #
Not have allowed people to destroy my confidence at such a young age.
— The Running Eel Nov 1, 04:03 am #
Never wished away a moment
— Maddi Nov 1, 04:08 am #
I would of tried harder.... I wouldn't care what anyone else thinks... Been myself...
— Mike Dynamite (the one and only) Nov 1, 04:10 am #
I shouldn't have lent her my tee-shirt to cover her naked body
— andy Nov 1, 10:33 am #
...would have done what I did, every time...
— marc Nov 1, 11:29 am #
...would have done what I did, every time...
— marc Nov 1, 11:30 am #
I would have worked harder on dating earlier in my life.
— rick Nov 1, 11:31 am #
BLOW MY BRANIS OUT! TWICE!
— sikfuk11706 Nov 1, 11:40 am #
Wouldn't have posted to this list. Wouldn't have read most of them. Wouldn't have been tempted to add the 500th submission. And it's only 9:50am...
— Marc Nov 1, 11:45 am #
-Never let my love go because I was young and a brat -Not let them make me out to be a monster -Told Her I loved her before she hung herself -Finished high school while I was still young -Not fucked her, but fucker Her -Learned what love was before I was too old to start over -Punished her before she betrayed, while she was still in arms' reach -Told all the women I ever had feelings for how I felt before they moved on... -So many
— Azaroth Nov 1, 11:47 am #
Went to bed earlier since I have an 8 am class.
— Ronnie Nov 1, 12:29 pm #
Went to bed earlier since I have an 8 am class.
— Ronnie Nov 1, 12:30 pm #
never quit college would've banged my secretary would've always wore a condom would've got back together with ex would've banged that young redhead
— ted Nov 1, 12:37 pm #
Not thought with my dick....hey wait a sec....I DIDN'T! That was the previous post
— Lionel Nov 1, 01:00 pm #
Well at least he had the balls to post what he honeslty would have changed instead of hiding behind some witty remark. I would have stuck up for the little guy.
— Hunt Nov 1, 03:09 pm #
I would have taken three steps back, three breaths, turned and smiled.
— Tom Nov 1, 03:38 pm #
Before I met him, it looked like a constant string of shoulda, couldas and then, five seconds into kissing him, it struck me that if all that fumbling, all that self-loathing and regret, all those ill-conceived actions led to this, oh, man, it was worth it. Still ached, but suddenly all seemed worthwhile.
— betty Nov 1, 03:56 pm #
bought www.fuck.com when i had the chance
— Adam Nov 1, 04:13 pm #
yes, well ...it's too late for that now... isn't it!
— reinier Nov 1, 04:25 pm #
jesus christ, where the hell do I start ... !?
— joel Nov 1, 04:42 pm #
Would have cleaned up my act earlier..... Ohh and studied more.
— Doc Oc Nov 1, 04:55 pm #
I would have kept that secret.
— Laz Nov 1, 05:25 pm #
Studied Harder Slept Less Kept my hair long Flagged down Kenneth Brannagh on the road that day. Kept more things to myself Ran to New Mexico for a month
— Rachel Nov 1, 06:08 pm #
Taken more chances.
— The Running Eel Nov 1, 06:11 pm #
After living together for two years, with good sex, that I had asked her whether expected it to continue after marriage.
— Solitary Masturbator Nov 1, 07:03 pm #
tell him, that i very much feel the same way too instead of chickening out. what a world of difference those 3 words could have made... =(
— eccentric Nov 1, 07:40 pm #
would have went to college would have treated her better wouldn't have let her break up with me over the phone wouldn't have begged her to come back would never have bought a mitsubishi wouldn't have left early to buy a new fucking car would've started drinking at an earlier age would have excercised more would've ate right would've learned my way around Chicago would have criticized less, and praised more. Shoulda woulda coulda.
— Phil Nov 1, 09:18 pm #
Taken the other road
— Robert Frost Nov 1, 09:45 pm #
expressed myself more and better prayed more
— aliasj@ke Nov 1, 09:47 pm #
I really wish I hadn't let that racist prick think I'd ever sleep with him, cause he keeps trying, and I keep politely trying to decline, but he keeps trying. It's all so pathetic.
— Hermanation Nov 1, 11:14 pm #
something would have been nice
— n Nov 2, 12:23 am #
Returned her phone call.
— Jamie Nov 2, 12:24 am #
tossed the drugs out the window before the police got me. married the only woman who loved me. focused on the important things in life.
— Marc Nov 2, 01:22 am #
remembered that true love only comes once in life.
— Marc Nov 2, 01:23 am #
Nothing ... life has it's purposes, and they all work together for good. :-)
— Charlie Nov 2, 01:37 am #
Never take people for granted and don't burn your bridges since you never know when it will come back to you.
— Colin Nov 2, 02:24 am #
The time: 2:00am, 29 September 1990. The place: the front stoop of 1607 University Avenue, Columbia, Missouri. Done differently: told the fucking truth. Other than that, less than you might think. In fact, hardly anything. If life has beaten any single virtue into me, it would be (reluctant) patience.
— Ben Nov 2, 03:54 am #
Absolutely nothing; it was all necessary to get me where I am this moment.
— Eric Nov 2, 06:31 am #
Realized the obvious sooner; Gone home before last call for once; Practiced more; Called the shot aloud; Gave some guy his losings back.
— Burnsy Nov 2, 09:39 am #
I wouldn't have voted for Nader.
— Jim Jones Nov 2, 11:15 am #
Realized that when she told me she was attracted to women, it wasn't going to end well.
— Marshall Nov 2, 12:42 pm #
Chose my words more carefully.
— Richard Nov 2, 02:26 pm #
Spent the time or effort to see Chevy Chases' movie "Funny Farm"
— nat Nov 2, 04:33 pm #
Left it to the imagination only.
— TTM Nov 2, 04:38 pm #
gone for speed, not comfort.
— tiqtoq Nov 2, 05:02 pm #
Stopped flapping my gums like a braying donkey, making dumb remarks, especially the ones about people who were standing within earshot.
— z Nov 2, 05:10 pm #
made sure he knew who God was before the drink took him...whether or not he accepted the truth... regretted nothing so I could have learned the beauty of grace sooner.
— ENFP Nov 2, 08:08 pm #
Checked the "Best Before" date.
— suom Nov 2, 09:19 pm #
Realized sooner that parents are human.
— Steve Nov 2, 09:34 pm #
Not procrastinated on my college entrance essay.
— Mark Nov 3, 12:40 am #
waited a year before i went to Reed, gained a sense of myself before being crushed. i would have made him move to me instead of me to him. but then maybe i wouldn't be here, married to him and happy, so who's to say?
— Sera Nov 3, 12:51 am #
met him 10 years earlier
— NotSoStumpy Nov 3, 01:04 am #
sold out sooner, for fun and profit learned to ignore what people say, but carefully watch what they do realized that you can't save people from themselves realized sooner that nothing is more precious than time
— oatmeal Nov 3, 04:24 am #
I would have sung louder
— Aradai Nov 3, 02:49 pm #
I would have been more courageous
— Monica Nov 3, 02:50 pm #
I would have become an acrobat and get a jobb at the cirque du soleil and used my free time to write recycled poetry.
— Aradai Nov 3, 02:54 pm #
I would have read Shakespeare earlier so to become wittier in my conversation
— Naju Nov 3, 02:59 pm #
... asked her to just curl up with me until i fell asleep; it would have kept me from another empty morning.
— patrick Nov 4, 01:27 am #
leaving things on such bad terms.
— bc Nov 4, 02:54 am #
been more clear from the start.
— seacub Nov 4, 05:30 am #
Taken more film to Cuba.
— Vitus Nov 4, 05:38 am #
Hung up when my friend's girlfriend called and just wanted to "hang out".
— Jocko Nov 4, 10:20 am #
skipped journalism school completely. my original plan of studying architecture was better. raising chickens or drawing cartoons would've been good, too.
— auckmed Nov 4, 01:18 pm #
Never rode that moped without knowing how the brakes worked.
— Christina Nov 4, 02:09 pm #
I would have found out what a random hookup is like before I met her.
— pratt Nov 4, 04:05 pm #
nothing, except maybe saying "yes" to that threesome offer in high school.
— jessamyn Nov 4, 07:59 pm #
I would have been more vocal during the 2000 election
— Dan Nov 4, 08:39 pm #
fought harder to stay sane when the depression first started
— kate Nov 4, 10:49 pm #
Searching for ksmith's regret on this page. People are baring their souls here and the best that you could come up with, "started playing guitar at an earlier age?" I'm going out for a cigarette now.
— jason Nov 5, 02:42 am #
Went to University overseas
— Jimena Nov 5, 12:36 pm #
When I was going to pull out,she rapped her legs around me and told me she loved me.I wish I would have fought harder.
— James Nov 5, 01:03 pm #
I would have given up when it didn't hurt to do so.
— Linus Nov 5, 01:28 pm #
I would have been alot nicer to the computer geeks in school!
— Della Nov 5, 01:33 pm #
never have went on the blind date with the high maintenance girl who while looking beautiful,scares the bejeezus out of me on a daily business
— mazer Nov 5, 02:05 pm #
I would'nt have spoken to Browneyes so much online and bought her that ticket to see me from virginia. Or I would have run faster when I saw what she looked like at the airport. I would have said no when the bong was passed to me at my 22nd birthday and been able to remember the next year and a half of my life. I wouldnt have hung out with Se7en so much. I wouldnt have hung out with Thomas so much. I wouldnt have been so open with Jaimie. I would have done more x
— Moe Nov 5, 02:06 pm #
Moved into a different house last February.
— brendan Nov 5, 02:15 pm #
marijuana bad, x gooooodd moe, youre a homo
— Scott Nov 5, 02:17 pm #
not let scott write that first comment
— Scott2 Nov 5, 02:18 pm #
Shot that piece of SHIT when I had the chance
— Macca Nov 5, 02:24 pm #
I would have captured Bin Laden when I had the chance!
— Slick Willy Clinton Nov 5, 02:33 pm #
For Andrew's sake, went a little farther with Nat before backin' out. Also would NOT have slammed that fifth of soco at Western and given that chick the wrong idea.
— BeanSan Nov 5, 02:37 pm #
...gotten high more often, and wouldn't have rung that damn bell so much!
— Quasimodo Nov 5, 02:39 pm #
I wouldve screwed the hell out of all three of the girls i was in bed with one druken night, and not drank as much so i would've known what i was doin
— Jason Nov 5, 02:42 pm #
shouldn't have ate all that holloween candy
— shaggy Nov 5, 02:57 pm #
Would have cleaned up after I shaved, so th drain would not have clogged up.
— Andrew Cuomo Nov 5, 03:37 pm #
Wouldn't have thrown the garbage can through the gas station window...
— Stiltz Nov 5, 03:40 pm #
Would have plugged my brain in...........
— tagyourself Nov 5, 03:51 pm #
i wouldn't have packed the parachute. :(
— Insane Goth Nov 5, 04:01 pm #
I would have fried myself a little more before driving from Chicago to Los Angeles...
— Jello Nov 5, 04:20 pm #
Not lunged. Stayed friends. Asked for all his change.
— Nov 5, 05:36 pm #
Realised i loved her before we became friends, and for the many times i gave up!
— James Ford Nov 5, 05:53 pm #
Stop trying to figure out this crazy world, and just do what is right and be my best. Appreciate everything more often. Never hurt anybody Tried to give something great to this world
— Jeff Nov 5, 06:56 pm #
paid more attention to the one l love. to late.
— tristyn Nov 5, 07:07 pm #
would not have gotten caught
— karen Nov 5, 08:14 pm #
Told her what I was really thinking
— Eric Nov 5, 09:16 pm #
Not smoked a bunch of weed after drinking a bottle of Jagermeister.
— Nov 5, 09:16 pm #
Found a better kisser, and Fucked him that night instead of imagining spiderman and crying.
— Fucked up Nov 5, 10:31 pm #
not taken that pill that strange ragged man gave me that made me see demons exploding out of people's stomachs
— tim Nov 5, 10:44 pm #
went with the 2 lesbians when we were all on acid and they needed an escort home...dohhhh
— mazer Nov 5, 10:45 pm #
moved to clarkston with him
— Waxy Nov 5, 10:46 pm #
I would've used the H&K M93 rather than the SigSAUER P226. If it had been a long range shot (like 1200 yards) I wouldn't be running from the cops now. Of course, It wouldn't have held the same satisfaction as shooting him up close and personal.... His wife begging me not to. His wife offering herself to me in exchange for his life. I shot him anyway. Then I took her anyway. Like we all new I would. Then I watched the light go out of her eyes when I strangled her with my hands while I was inside her. MAN!! THAT was a good day. Ooops, gotta run!
— Extrachrispy Nov 5, 10:58 pm #
Would have gotten over him and him Not been such a perfectionist Said goodbye to Peter, or at least kissed him on the cheek while he slept Spent more time with Jess if I could have, told her I loved her more Punched Jemima F in the face and made her "pretty" face look as ugly as her personality Would have stopped going out with guys because I felt sorry for them
— LilRedRidinHood Nov 5, 11:01 pm #
Would not have insulted that orangatan drinking at the bar with Clint Eastwood.
— jeff Nov 5, 11:09 pm #
Would have typed "jeff w" in the name box for post 604 since there are already so many jeffs.
— Jeff W Nov 5, 11:11 pm #
convinced monica to wash the dress...
— Bill Nov 5, 11:36 pm #
I would have made my boyfriend buy new tires before we left.
— Heidi Nov 5, 11:36 pm #
Used Stokes Theorem instead of the area integral.
— mike Nov 5, 11:45 pm #
trick the fox into throwing me into the briar patch.
— tar baby Nov 5, 11:48 pm #
I should've been more self-righteous.
— jesus Nov 5, 11:49 pm #
never let go of her told her how i really felt
— Timmy Nov 6, 01:06 am #
forgotten about her sooner sold everything and moved to cancun told my dad i loved him hit that motherf***er with everything i had instead of holding back said yes said no asked for the "super-hot" bowl of chili
— don k Nov 6, 02:12 am #
had a wank before coming to work
— jim Nov 6, 03:07 am #
Bought more weed than I did.
— August Weed Nov 6, 03:24 am #
Saved more money. Not ruined my credit. Spent more time in college. Not let her get away with what she did. "Carpe Diem" Trusted myself.
— SeattleDawg Nov 6, 03:32 am #
Read the Emporer wears no cloths sooner, and acted on it by sharing the information it with EVERYONE, as I do now
— olwizeman Nov 6, 03:44 am #
Chose to mate with the calico one instead.
— kremlin kostner Nov 6, 04:32 am #
I would never have resisted the borg.
— seven of nine Nov 6, 05:29 am #
Wouldn't have sent my friends all that porn
— M. Lees Nov 6, 09:11 am #
Wouldn't have smashed into the back of my bosses' Lexus in my crappy little car.
— tagyourself Nov 6, 09:16 am #
Would have checked for a pulse first.
— fatness Nov 6, 10:09 am #
Not sooo much coke that my nose bled.
— Yuri Nov 6, 10:17 am #
Not been a complete and total ass when I broke the heart of the only woman that ever truly loved me. I'm sorry Susi..........please forgive me.
— Elterel Nov 6, 10:37 am #
Spent less time on the mountain, more time at work. Naah.
— e. Nov 6, 11:40 am #
Wear my better bra
— Emily E-cups Nov 6, 12:33 pm #
said, No, I don't need another face lift, six face lifts back.
— michael jackson Nov 6, 12:58 pm #
Gave my wife a a big bear hug before I left for work.
— Joshman Nov 6, 01:11 pm #
I wouldnt have gave all that money to that dude I thought was going to canada to buy x with it (he never came back.. the bastard) I wouldnt have skipped so many classes in college. I wouldnt have moved from texas to new york with my wife and daughter to live with my parents. I would have been more active in that three-way. I wouldnt have trusted Chewy that much. I would have gotten much more friendly with Tonie much sooner than I did instead of becoming the weed fiend that I did. She would have been much better than weed. And I would probably remember much more of the past 5 years. I would have gotten more tattoos. I would have spent the money on the tattoo machine instead of that shitty subaru. I would have exposed my brother for what he was much, much, much, MUCH sooner.
— Moe Nov 6, 01:34 pm #
run naked from the hotel room to the beach and swam a mile. if only i could breathe.
— bev Nov 6, 01:44 pm #
Would have put the shield generator INSIDE the shield.
— RebelCommander Nov 6, 02:58 pm #
Would have posed nude with 3 weeks left in the campaign.
— Kathleen Kennedy Townsend Nov 6, 03:12 pm #
I would not have mixed rum and mescaline at that last voodoo ritual.
— mr sean Nov 6, 03:31 pm #
Would've said, "No, thank you!" to that seventh vodka martini.
— Pacrat Nov 6, 03:33 pm #
Would have grown enormous breasts and just stayed home.
— male Nov 6, 03:37 pm #
Would have asked Kathleen Kennedy Townsend to pose nude for me 3 weeks ago.
— Jim Nov 6, 03:38 pm #
I would have been more senstive to my sheep's feelings.
— Steve Nov 6, 03:51 pm #
I would have payed more attention in college and majored in something USEFUL. I'd also have gone to a different college.
— Pirate Alice Nov 6, 04:13 pm #
Would have not typed this post
— tagyourself Nov 6, 05:18 pm #
not a new sentiment. it's been said by others before me. but holy cow. here it is - i wouldn't have read so much of this depressing list of things. a bunch of other stuff, too, maybe? maybe not. but now i'm colossally depressed.
— tex Nov 6, 05:44 pm #
Would have listened to my son when he said I was too fat to be on TV
— Anna Nicole Nov 6, 06:54 pm #
i would have abbreviated 'creat' to 'crea'
— ken Nov 6, 08:22 pm #
I would have retired after they canceled Charles in Charge. Rather than selling my soul to the devil for third lead on Diagnosis Murder...
— Charles Nov 6, 10:08 pm #
I would have gone for it sooner.
— BuggSpy Nov 6, 10:25 pm #
I wouldn't have told the girl we couldn't fall in love, denied it once it happened, or blamed her for the way she tried to tell me. Thus, I also wouldn't have spent the last 17 years looking for someone who cared as much as she did.
— lev Nov 6, 11:28 pm #
spanked her with a Bible
— Jerry Falwell Nov 6, 11:38 pm #
Included more action scenes.
— t. s. eliot Nov 6, 11:42 pm #
Done every girl I ever saw while I was married. The ex left while I was still faithful. Why did I waste all those years?
— IamZed Nov 6, 11:59 pm #
Never - never have owned up to the ass barnacles.
— KeysCapt Nov 7, 12:02 am #
Learned how to manage my time better.
— Zara Nov 7, 01:33 am #
I should have made a pass at her rather than fearing that she would rip my heart out in the end. In the end, she ripped out my heart and left me because I didn't.
— Rob Nov 7, 06:23 am #
I should've killed Saddam back in 91'. Now my Kid's gonna show me up!!!
— George H.W. Bush Nov 7, 09:23 am #
I should have pulled the trigger and then dumped her in the swamp for the gators. Bitch is still doing my head.
— Nov 7, 12:00 pm #
I would have finished college instead of supporting my ex to finisih. I would have called my mom sooner.
— Sharondippity Nov 7, 12:08 pm #
shoudn't have smoked all that dope before my math exam, shouldn't have kissed my ex in the school parking lot while my girlfriend was watching...(err is that my ex now too???) shouldn't have talked to my mom when i was THAT blazed.
— DJ Liquid Nov 7, 03:32 pm #
chosen a better father for my twins. ran when i had the chance. told my dad how wonderful he was. loved more, lived more, cut myself off from the emotional vampires when my blood started feeling watery in my veins. said NO. travelled. not put up with my in-laws. travelled and travelled and travelled. shot me a couple of racists. realized when the shit hit the wall, how many people where there for me if i had only asked for help.
— roche Nov 8, 12:33 am #
Bet on Evander Holyfield.
— Tracy Nov 8, 03:50 pm #
Had sex with the 36 year old
— Tank Nov 8, 04:28 pm #
Stopped drinking the grain alcohol Kool-aid after the first sip burned my teeth. Not broken up with the best ex. The only one I broke up with, and the only one I shouldn't have. Taken college more seriously.
— kirkaracha Nov 8, 09:05 pm #
Would have gone to college right out of high school. Wouldn't have dated the wrong losers! I would've been more assertive so I wouldn't of been scewed so many times. Painted more canvases. Vacationed before I got knocked up.
— J Duck Nov 12, 04:14 pm #
Passed the buck.
— Harry S. Truman Nov 12, 07:50 pm #
Listened to the generals and waited 5 years instead of hitting Poland in '39. Crushed England before turning east. Consolidated the gains rather than stretching the military. Not been as lenient.
— Adolf H. Nov 12, 09:41 pm #
After that night on the beach in Rockaway, OR, told Tammy I was falling for her. Not been so afraid of saying the wrong thing that I didn't say anything at all. Bought the motorcycle sooner.
— Rob Nov 12, 09:44 pm #
I'd would have been born some other time, at some other place, out of some other person. That way I could dream of the life I'm living right now
— Inne Nov 14, 12:02 pm #
learned to squat properly before traveling to japan.
— laura Nov 14, 11:12 pm #
Not wasted 5 years working on a Ph.D. in English. Written a novel a decade ago.
— kristi Nov 15, 04:11 pm #
learned the language of self preservation before the art of giving.
— laura Nov 19, 12:09 am #
Would have done all the goddam regexp cleanup when the messages were inserted rather than every time the goddam page loads. Stupid man.
— Dean Nov 19, 04:49 am #
Not read all this pathetic depressing crap. I still would do all the good things and the bad things too because they felt even better. Regrets are for losers, winners remember the lessons. Fuck the man, legalize freedom.
— MAD Nov 20, 04:37 am #
I would've married an angel before she left Florida, returned to Oslo, and found somebody else.
— Jeff Nov 20, 04:29 pm #
not fingered her stinky pussy / fucked her when i had the chance!!!
— Fucknut Nov 23, 03:16 am #
i would never have left the hospital that last afternoon if i had known my father was dying.
— Shirley C Nov 26, 07:48 pm #
i would never have gotten out of bed that day, when my entire confidence was crushed, the day that changed my life. i would never have let people see the real me. i'm only young...i can make it all better. x
— Jexy Nov 26, 07:50 pm #
travelled less, slept with fewer people, married earlier, became middle class sooner
— skank Nov 27, 05:48 pm #
documented my stream of consciousness every time it revealed itself.
— laura Dec 2, 11:56 pm #
Opened the door before going outside.
— Lexa Dec 9, 11:37 pm #
I would though harder about how one week can ruin the rest of your life.
— Lisa Dec 13, 08:40 pm #
Told Katherine Barley I loved her at school.
— Nick Dec 21, 02:40 pm #
well, if i did ANY little thing differently i couldn't be who i am right now, and as i'm curious on as to why i've actually done the things i've done, and can't wait to see how they all come together, kinda like one of those 'choose your own adventure' books, i don't think i'd change anything... maybe i'd have left when she told me it wasn't my baby that i'd just paid $300.00 to kill, but it makes for a hell of a closing line, so...
— david Jan 8, 12:28 pm #
Not let people use me as a doormat to begin with.
— Robin Jan 10, 04:23 am #
wish i could tell him how i feel now...
— t Jan 27, 06:59 pm #
Would have bitch-slapped #456 for regretting their cynicism.
— Danny Jan 30, 07:16 pm #
made out with my best friend and fucked up our friendship.
— tj Feb 7, 04:12 pm #
Told my father what a prick he was BEFORE he died!
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held on a lot harder.
not been a giant idiot.
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