Sanjay Gupta is going to be Surgeon General and continue to appear on CNN but by hologram.
jdickerson (John Dickerson) from Washington,D.C.
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And I beheld when he had opened the sixth seal, and, lo, there was the Snuggle Bear in a Snuggie; and the moon became as blood.
adtothebone (Clayton Hove) from the Land of the Ice and Snow
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Just reading the personal website of this guy who beat the living shit out of me in elementary school. Just "his little corner of the web."
erikprice (Erik Price) from New York City
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2009 burrito, you knocked 2008 out of the motherfucking PARK.
krabigail (Stabby T. Miller) from a Quaker wedding near you
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In Anbetracht von Mäuschen, die eine kopflose Taube im Gleisbett ausweideten, erhielt der Nimbus der Nagerniedlichkeit einen herben Schlag.
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Just talked to attorney named Kessel. Do you know how hard it was for me to not ask if the Kessel Run was named after someone in his family?
abigvictory (Michele ) from all up in your face
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If by "different" you mean "ate Christmas candy like it was my job," then yes. I do in fact look different.
shoesonwrong (Annie) from Detroit
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Only 49 more days until other people celebrate Valentine's Day.
InsoOutso (J Thornburg) from Columbus, OH
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"No, baby, I wasn't pushing your head into my lap. I thought you wanted some popcorn."
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Guac with every meal. Weekends 5 days, workweeks 2 days. Free Shoes! Mandatory Keg-a-rators at work. No summer re-runs. AMY MAC’sWORLD!
missamymac (Amy Mac) from the sunshine state
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Maybe I should re-think using the "I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem" notebook for job-hunting notes.
NickiHiss (Nicole) from Home as usally
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Beta-testing a swell Twitter app called "Birdhouse" @birdhouseapp Thoughts: http://is.gd/eIiu They say the "Hey Mickey!" ringtone is a bug.
zuhl (Jon Deal) from SLC, UT
1 hour, 2 minutes agoView original
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I aaammm tweeeeeting frrooom tthhhheeee fuuuuuuuuture.
InsoOutso (J Thornburg) from Columbus, OH
1 hour, 6 minutes agoView original
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Put up my arabian princess tapestry above my bed. My room now looks like a happy little-girl brothel.
printartist (Stephanie Dickie) from Edmonton
1 hour, 13 minutes agoView original
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We won't be in NYC though. We live in California, which I'm told is an 8 hour drive from New York. Also, no orange trees there?!
scottsimpson (Scott Simpson) from iPhone: 37.381515,-122.115814
1 hour, 14 minutes agoView original
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It turns out the 'pancreatic cancer' is an internal Apple codename for heroin.
DieLaughing (J. Adam Moore) from San Francisco
1 hour, 17 minutes agoView original
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Lining up for free sandwiches. So humiliating. Trying to do it ironically but I don't think it's working.
Moltz (John Moltz) from Tacoma, WA USA
1 hour, 25 minutes agoView original
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I just found some beef jerkey in my pocket. I love it when that happens!
detweiler (Detweiler, Brian) from Omaha, NE
1 hour, 26 minutes agoView original
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IT'S LIKE I'M TALKING TO THE FUTURE!
dbecher (David Becher) from Charlotte, NC
1 hour, 27 minutes agoView original
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My cheap-ass landlord thinks he can save money by shutting off the central heating so I'm heating the whole house using the oven.
Asshole.
DieLaughing (J. Adam Moore) from San Francisco
1 hour, 28 minutes agoView original
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