You can bet your britches this peach sweet tea is giving me a case of the vapors!
InsoOutso (J Thornburg) from Columbus, OH
4 hours, 20 minutes agoView original
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But seriously, where the hell is Chewbacca's medal.
zolora (Theresa) from NY (not NYC)
4 hours, 22 minutes agoView original
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I'm not exactly one to bring the funk, but perhaps I shall rent the funk for the day.
jackholt (Jack Hussein Holt) from iPhone: -89.999991,-179.999993
4 hours, 23 minutes agoView original
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Not doing Powncerrific makes me look like a fricken' genius now.
chockenberry (teh_real_chock) from Laguna Beach, California
4 hours, 31 minutes agoView original
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If you ever wanted to know what menopause feels like, try sitting in a car with the seat heaters on high and 2 layers of clothes. *TMYK
FanEffingTastic (kara) from anywhere but here
4 hours, 32 minutes agoView original
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Wait, "Cyber Monday" is about *shopping*? I have a few IM transcripts to delete...
al3x (Alex Payne) from San Francisco
4 hours, 33 minutes agoView original
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Just realized my "let's roll the dice" pantomime is very similar to the universal gesture for "jacking off." Sorry, female coworker.
nictate (nictate hussein) from Los Angeles, CA
4 hours, 43 minutes agoView original
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Wow! Linux on the iPhone *is* pretty cool but the Macalope isn't going to be happy until he gets Bulk Rename Utility on the iPhone.
TheMacalope from His woodland home on the edge
4 hours, 43 minutes agoView original
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Bound & Determined and Art School Slut are both expensive porn DVDs and an accurate description of my freshman year RA.
AinsleyofAttack (Ainsley Drew) from Portland, Oregon
4 hours, 45 minutes agoView original
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Latest PostSecret rejection: I used the phrase "I have a bladder the size of a pea" for two years without once noticing the pun.
sween (Jason Sweeney) from Dartmouth, Nova Scotia
4 hours, 46 minutes agoView original
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I am having a better day than my hair indicates.
lindstifa (Queen Lindstifa) from Boston
4 hours, 50 minutes agoView original
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Idea: A TV series where George Bush goes back to school after his presidency to become a Doctor. Call it "W., M.D."
ironicsans (David Friedman) from New York
4 hours, 50 minutes agoView original
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Oh for fuck's sake. One weekend in a sleepy New England town and I'm complaining about Our Fast-Paced Modern Life like a damn Times op-ed.
phyllisstein (Daniel Shannon) from Chicago, IL
4 hours, 51 minutes agoView original
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Walking out of the gas station w/ pizza, Reese's Cups, Mountain Dew, and some Midol really sums up my day better than words ever will.
kariedwards (Kari Edwards) from Chattanooga, Tennessee
4 hours, 52 minutes agoView original
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I've eaten an unreasonable amount of cheese lately. And I'm from WI. What I consider reasonable, cardiologists consider life-threatening.
superfantastic from Texas. No, really.
4 hours, 52 minutes agoView original
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Man, Grandpa's really going for the record with his Thanksgiving nap. Sleeping with his eyes open, even. I bet he learned that in the War.
fireland (Joshua Green Allen) from Denver
4 hours, 56 minutes agoView original
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BREAKING NEWS! Hillary Clinton to become Secretary of State! WOW! Who could have seen THAT coming?!?! Commence Bill+Secretary jokes in 3…2…1
tj (The Jester) from Earth That Was
4 hours, 57 minutes agoView original
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@Mike_FTW Won't do it...won't check....ARGH! DAMN IT! SOME DAY I WILL KICK THAT FOOTBALL!
kellydeal from Chicagoish
5 hours, 1 minute agoView original
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My new holiday background photo is unstoppable!
Mike_FTW (President Monteiro) from under John McCain's podium.
5 hours, 3 minutes agoView original
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I don't care if it's World AIDS Day, I still don't want AIDS.
warrenellis (Warren Ellis) from Bloody England.
5 hours, 4 minutes agoView original
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