Oh, good, when I heard AMC pulled all those fake Don Draper accounts, I thought @madmann had been accidentally scooped up as well.
jimray (Jim Ray) from Redmond, WA, US
"There were hugs... as "Love Train" blasted from the arena speakers." Moment is ripe for inspiring song & they chose 'Love Train'? Really??
girlmonkey (Traci Arbios) from Fresno, baby. Fresno.
There are no human operators at Con Ed "contact us" number, and the first option is "If your bill has increased..."
zeldman (Jeffrey Zeldman) from NYC
Um, guys at the car wash? Isn't it like, a requirement ONE of you can drive stick? I CAN HEAR YOU GRINDING MY GEARS & IT HURTS!
kellydeal from Chicagoish
Heading out to clear my head and get a drink. Have to come back to the office later.
don_draper (Don Draper) from Madison Avenue
Never, if you're on your period, get drunk on bourbon and watch Mister Rogers' Goodbye video. I have heard. You might cry.
emilybrianna (Emily) from Louisville, Kentucky
MSFT PR sent me a first-aid kit to promote IE 8 and its "Web Slices" feature. Gotta rank that move high on the unintentional-comedy scale.
robpegoraro (Rob Pegoraro) from Washington, DC
From what I can make out of it, your photo kind of sucks. But those watermarks and © warnings? Man, those bitches POP!
hotdogsladies (Merlin Mann) from racing to the bottom
Wife's birthday.
Sang a naked song to her.
Got her a ridiculously immature card.
Getting pizza for dinner.
It may be my birthday.
awryone (Josh Donoghue) from Connecticut
1 hour, 2 minutes agoView original
I wished my father had lived to see this moment, to see the Democratic Party nominate a black man for President of the United States. Am ...
blogdiva (Liza Sabater) from NYC
1 hour, 3 minutes agoView original
AT&T: "Sorry we overcharged you $120. Tell you what. We'll refund $60." Me: "Um... what?" AT&T: "80?" Me: "Keep going." AT&T: "*sigh* Fine."
ironicsans from New York
1 hour, 6 minutes agoView original
seeing as the iPhone is location aware, why can't it switch on the auto-lock only when I leave the house?
DonMcAllister (Don McAllister) from iPhone: 53.455063,-2.867004
1 hour, 9 minutes agoView original
2714 I sometimes wish my husband would cheat on me instead of being a workaholic. Then people might understand why I'm miserable.
secrettweet (SecretTweet) from Twitterverse
1 hour, 10 minutes agoView original
I called to report a mistake in our bill but never talked to a human. Instead robots informed me that rates had gone up. Okay, but >400%?
zeldman (Jeffrey Zeldman) from NYC
1 hour, 13 minutes agoView original
Just left a coffee house whose ISP has a profanity blocker. It's startling how little you can accomplish without the word 'tunt'.
lonelysandwich (Adam Lisagor) from iPhone: 34.083618,-118.274826
1 hour, 16 minutes agoView original
public identity: chocolate
hidden identity: rice crispies
1 hour, 22 minutes agoView original
Why am I not following people who tweet in German? It's so cute! They put those little dots over the vowels! Awwww. So precious.
yowhatsthehaps (Sarah!) from Vancouver
1 hour, 24 minutes agoView original
California passed. Did not bogart.
FarkerPeaceboy from Left Edge of U.S.
1 hour, 28 minutes agoView original
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