I hope it pours soon so the fecking idiots shooting off fireworks will stop.
srndur (wendy smith) from US
1
Don't care HOW good it is, I don't think I could ever order "Pulled Pork" in a restaurant. I DEFINITELY couldn't do it with a straight face.
PolarBear_ (CokeBear) from C-eh n-eh d-eh 1123.6536.5321
2
I worried that my son was outright lying. Shunning video games to visit the library? Then he brought home a book.
It was about Halo. Phew!
talks_in_maths (Troy) from Hawaii
2
Trust No One!
Trust me on this guys.
cravenheart (Peter) from Christchurch NZ
3
Weirdest thing just happened. I was in a crummy mood, then I had a bunch of drinks and now EVERYTHING IS SUPER AWESOME.
CranberryPerson (Jason) from Pittsburgh
6
I'm a little over halfway done with my book outline, but because Sarah Palin is such an awesome inspiration to women I think I'll quit now.
vmarinelli (Victoria Marinelli) from Richmond, VA
3
who does a girl gotta taco to get favrd? fuck. #shouldfindfollowersnotbannedfromfavrd
theothersarah from texass
1
I'm totally bombpopfaced.
badbanana (Tim Siedell) from Nebraska, USA
5
Fuck me. I meant 'has'
toplessmama (Finley McFinster) from continental U.S.
1
Whew. It's just the normal neighborhood gunfire. For a minute, I thought someone was shooting illegal fireworks.
AldrichJC from St. Louis, MO
1
My masseuse rubbed me the wrong way. But I still gave her a big tip. Penis.
biorhythmist (matt) from San Francisco
6
Just tried Absolut Mango. It tastes like Mango. Wonder if they make Absolut Django. Two fingers, please!
Lileks (James Lileks) from Minneapolis, Minnesota
1
We have glow sticks and fireworks. And alcohol. This is a problem waiting to happen.
girlvanized (Dr. Pickles) from Boston, MA
3
*SNORT.* RT @hbeeinc @smuttysteff i want to get rid of the last word on the "abortion stops a beating heart" bumper stickers
smuttysteff (Smut and Steff) from Vancouver, Canada
1
While fully invested in dropping a deuce, I was very much assaulted by a spider. It is now dead. That is NOT the time to fuck with a man.
cubicle2 (Matt) from Business Box Deuce
2
Grant's level of interest in the chew toys available to him lead us to one undeniable conclusion: the poodle's natural enemy is the octopus.
Moltz (John Moltz) from Tacoma, WA USA
5
Might kill everyone in this Dominick's as a stress reliever.
rondicasmith (Veronica) from Chicago
1
It's comforting to know that my ex-girlfriend had a baby yet she moved out 8 months ago.
8_6Eazy_C (Nazdaq Dowjoens) from Norwich, CT
1
The reaction I just had to my sink is roughly the same reaction Worf had to Engineering Deck 16 on the Enterprise E in First Contact.
jaredwsmith (Jared Smith) from Charleston, SC
1
Just found an old JWST hand out that showed telescope deployment with 36 segments. Also was from before Northrop bought TRW
moonrangerlaura (Moon Ranger Laura) from Tehran, Iran
1