Oh, good, when I heard AMC pulled all those fake Don Draper accounts, I thought @madmann had been accidentally scooped up as well.
jimray (Jim Ray) from Redmond, WA, US
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"There were hugs... as "Love Train" blasted from the arena speakers." Moment is ripe for inspiring song & they chose 'Love Train'? Really??
girlmonkey (Traci Arbios) from Fresno, baby. Fresno.
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There are no human operators at Con Ed "contact us" number, and the first option is "If your bill has increased..."
zeldman (Jeffrey Zeldman) from NYC
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Um, guys at the car wash? Isn't it like, a requirement ONE of you can drive stick? I CAN HEAR YOU GRINDING MY GEARS & IT HURTS!
kellydeal from Chicagoish
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Heading out to clear my head and get a drink. Have to come back to the office later.
don_draper (Don Draper) from Madison Avenue
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Never, if you're on your period, get drunk on bourbon and watch Mister Rogers' Goodbye video. I have heard. You might cry.
emilybrianna (Emily) from Louisville, Kentucky
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MSFT PR sent me a first-aid kit to promote IE 8 and its "Web Slices" feature. Gotta rank that move high on the unintentional-comedy scale.
robpegoraro (Rob Pegoraro) from Washington, DC
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From what I can make out of it, your photo kind of sucks. But those watermarks and © warnings? Man, those bitches POP!
hotdogsladies (Merlin Mann) from racing to the bottom
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Wife's birthday.
Sang a naked song to her.
Got her a ridiculously immature card.
Getting pizza for dinner.
It may be my birthday.
awryone (Josh Donoghue) from Connecticut
1 hour, 2 minutes agoView original
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I wished my father had lived to see this moment, to see the Democratic Party nominate a black man for President of the United States. Am ...
blogdiva (Liza Sabater) from NYC
1 hour, 3 minutes agoView original
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AT&T: "Sorry we overcharged you $120. Tell you what. We'll refund $60." Me: "Um... what?" AT&T: "80?" Me: "Keep going." AT&T: "*sigh* Fine."
ironicsans from New York
1 hour, 6 minutes agoView original
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seeing as the iPhone is location aware, why can't it switch on the auto-lock only when I leave the house?
DonMcAllister (Don McAllister) from iPhone: 53.455063,-2.867004
1 hour, 9 minutes agoView original
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2714 I sometimes wish my husband would cheat on me instead of being a workaholic. Then people might understand why I'm miserable.
secrettweet (SecretTweet) from Twitterverse
1 hour, 10 minutes agoView original
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I called to report a mistake in our bill but never talked to a human. Instead robots informed me that rates had gone up. Okay, but >400%?
zeldman (Jeffrey Zeldman) from NYC
1 hour, 13 minutes agoView original
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Just left a coffee house whose ISP has a profanity blocker. It's startling how little you can accomplish without the word 'tunt'.
lonelysandwich (Adam Lisagor) from iPhone: 34.083618,-118.274826
1 hour, 16 minutes agoView original
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public identity: chocolate
hidden identity: rice crispies
1 hour, 22 minutes agoView original
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Why am I not following people who tweet in German? It's so cute! They put those little dots over the vowels! Awwww. So precious.
yowhatsthehaps (Sarah!) from Vancouver
1 hour, 24 minutes agoView original
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California passed. Did not bogart.
FarkerPeaceboy from Left Edge of U.S.
1 hour, 28 minutes agoView original
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