2006- finally got an iPod. 2009- got a powermac, gently used. 2013- I'll be ready for an iPhone. I am the Napoleon Dynamite of technology.
A6sinthe (Garrett Varenhorst) from KC
23 hours, 9 minutes agoView original
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@sflovestory Sleep is for mortals. Keep writing. http://twitter.com/sflovestory/status/1096619745
A6sinthe (Garrett Varenhorst) from KC
23 hours, 30 minutes agoView original
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GF is cranky sweating buckets in a hazmat suit while on her period.
She needs to chill.
I'm eating chocolate & playing w/ the iPod.
Mimosa?
A6sinthe (Garrett Varenhorst) from KC
1 week, 6 days agoView original
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Christmas is Thursday right? Yep, nothing. I have purchased nothing for Christmas yet. Happy Effin' Holidays.
A6sinthe (Garrett Varenhorst) from KC
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@abigvictory YOUR CORRECT ACTION HAS MOVED YOU FROM DELTA TO BETA STATUS. CONGRATULATIONS.
A6sinthe (Garrett Varenhorst) from KC
2 weeks, 3 days agoView original
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FOR THE NEXT HOUR YOU MUST TEXT A MEME ABOUT THOMAS FRIEDMAN AS COMMANDED BY OUR BESPECTACLED OVERLORD. THAT IS ALL.
A6sinthe (Garrett Varenhorst) from KC
2 weeks, 3 days agoView original
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@thedayhascome You should lay off watching episodes of Mad Men at work for a little while. You can't smack the secretary on the ass anymore.
A6sinthe (Garrett Varenhorst) from KC
2 weeks, 4 days agoView original
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To eat an ice cream bar in the dead of winter is a testament to how well mankind has put the smack down on nature. Suck it @thelordyourgod .
A6sinthe (Garrett Varenhorst) from KC
2 weeks, 4 days agoView original
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using the beer shrine my girlfriend created last night as bowling pins and a sock for the ball. AS USALLY.
A6sinthe (Garrett Varenhorst) from KC
2 weeks, 4 days agoView original
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Debating which I should do, watch a campy morning news show or shovel snow from the driveway. Both are excruciating and mindless. EPIC LOSS
A6sinthe (Garrett Varenhorst) from KC
2 weeks, 5 days agoView original
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Discovering that clean underwear is a privilege not a right.
A6sinthe (Garrett Varenhorst) from KC
2 weeks, 6 days agoView original
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The coolest of the Peanuts gang is Linus, bar none. It helps to have a security blanket. Gotta get me one of those.
A6sinthe (Garrett Varenhorst) from KC
2 weeks, 6 days agoView original
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One final left. My brain feels like an overstuffed Build A Bear, and retains the same amount of information.
A6sinthe (Garrett Varenhorst) from KC
3 weeks, 4 days agoView original
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I've got a primo seat on my porch that I'm willing to part with for $9. Any takers? Anyone?
You know what, I may just keep it.
Going once...
A6sinthe (Garrett Varenhorst) from KC
3 weeks, 5 days agoView original
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I could make an awesome modern art piece with all the fast food trash scattered about my house right now.
A6sinthe (Garrett Varenhorst) from KC
3 weeks, 5 days agoView original
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RT @hotdogsladies will be a handful at the nursing home when he's 80.
"Mr. Mann, quit yelling at the nurse's aides to buy a fucking camera."
A6sinthe (Garrett Varenhorst) from KC
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Just followed @HammerFistMMA , 'cause I'll follow anyone who has the balls to call himself Hammer Fist. Also, @VaginaCave .
A6sinthe (Garrett Varenhorst) from KC
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@hotdogsladies will be a handful at the nursing home when he's 80+.
"Mr. Mann, quit yelling at the nurse's aides to buy a fucking camera."
A6sinthe (Garrett Varenhorst) from KC
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@Tony_D They have a name for that. It's called "Amway".
A6sinthe (Garrett Varenhorst) from KC
4 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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Having shrimp alfredo by myself tonight.
(sigh)
I miss my donkey.
A6sinthe (Garrett Varenhorst) from KC
4 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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