As of today, it's been 18 years of marriage. We gave each other the traditional "holy hell! we made it another year!" gift: high fives.
AuntMarvel (Jerilyn Pool) from Southern Oregon
1 day, 6 hours agoView original
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The damn kids called to say they taught the damn baby to walk in the damn walker and now she's all over the damn house. MY LIFE IS OVER.
AuntMarvel (Jerilyn Pool) from Southern Oregon
3 days, 21 hours agoView original
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Just touched a Windows PC for the first time in ages. Now I need a shower and to go to church.
AuntMarvel (Jerilyn Pool) from Southern Oregon
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"I must have slept right through the ball dropping." See also: What I said when I found out I was pregnant.
AuntMarvel (Jerilyn Pool) from Southern Oregon
5 days, 4 hours agoView original
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Last week, the baby learned to blow raspberries. This week, it's head butts. Next week, I predict she will be lighting her own farts.
AuntMarvel (Jerilyn Pool) from Southern Oregon
5 days, 18 hours agoView original
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Spent too much time thinking about what's more worrisome than rats in the Taco Bell drive through and lost my appetite.
AuntMarvel (Jerilyn Pool) from Southern Oregon
6 days, 17 hours agoView original
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Just saw a rat scamper through the Taco Bell drive thru, and yet it's *still* the least worrisome thing about eating at Taco Bell.
AuntMarvel (Jerilyn Pool) from Southern Oregon
6 days, 17 hours agoView original
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I'm fighting the temptation to sign up David Plouffe for every daily email update I can find on the internet.
AuntMarvel (Jerilyn Pool) from Southern Oregon
6 days, 23 hours agoView original
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Dreamed I was on a long road trip with Paris Hilton. All we did was fight. To shut her up, I called her Christina Aguilera. Made her cry.
AuntMarvel (Jerilyn Pool) from Southern Oregon
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Asked to be the organist at church today. I am going to rock these hymns so hard the congregation may never sin again.
AuntMarvel (Jerilyn Pool) from Southern Oregon
1 week, 2 days agoView original
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Mostly, I like to pretend I can't hear the husband as he deals with the mess that is a squirmy baby, a loaded diaper and all the @!#% snaps.
AuntMarvel (Jerilyn Pool) from Southern Oregon
1 week, 2 days agoView original
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@Reba723 You didn't even get to see the hat! With flames!
AuntMarvel (Jerilyn Pool) from Southern Oregon
1 week, 2 days agoView original
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@jonathaneunice No force needed! Also, as my coworkers can attest, those pants are among his most presentable.
AuntMarvel (Jerilyn Pool) from Southern Oregon
1 week, 2 days agoView original
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@benmarvin Target. $10. You can find them near the rest of the birth control.
AuntMarvel (Jerilyn Pool) from Southern Oregon
1 week, 2 days agoView original
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@Jessabelle207 It gets better. (?) Those are PENGUINS.
AuntMarvel (Jerilyn Pool) from Southern Oregon
1 week, 2 days agoView original
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The questionable pants in question. http://twitpic.com/x7cp
AuntMarvel (Jerilyn Pool) from Southern Oregon
1 week, 2 days agoView original
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The wildness of pants my husband wears in public while with me is proportional to the hotness of the old boyfriend into whom we will run.
AuntMarvel (Jerilyn Pool) from Southern Oregon
1 week, 2 days agoView original
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Sure sign a family of couch potatoes got a Wii for Christmas: nobody wants to move their arms the next day.
AuntMarvel (Jerilyn Pool) from Southern Oregon
1 week, 3 days agoView original
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At the rate this baby is blowing raspberries, we're going to need to give her a boatload of Gatorade to replenish her fluids.
AuntMarvel (Jerilyn Pool) from Southern Oregon
1 week, 3 days agoView original
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Who needs a shower when the baby has learned to blow raspberries?
AuntMarvel (Jerilyn Pool) from Southern Oregon
1 week, 4 days agoView original
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