@twoname I don't think you're ready for this jelly.
CcSteff (Stephanie) from Richmond, VA
7 hours, 34 minutes agoView original
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They changed Jennifers in Back to the Future like Bewitched switched Darrens.
CcSteff (Stephanie) from Richmond, VA
7 hours, 34 minutes agoView original
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I'm not manipulating you. I'm *handling* you.
CcSteff (Stephanie) from Richmond, VA
12 hours, 33 minutes agoView original
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An invitation has been sent to Jim Kubicek for Pizza, Cleaning and Boning at 6pm on 1/5/09.
CcSteff (Stephanie) from Richmond, VA
14 hours, 55 minutes agoView original
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The comments on local news sites are only marginally less awful than YouTube comments.
CcSteff (Stephanie) from Richmond, VA
17 hours, 52 minutes agoView original
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The state of my car is no longer funny.
CcSteff (Stephanie) from Richmond, VA
19 hours, 23 minutes agoView original
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@steelopus Every time I changed a diaper, I gave a detailed lecture on the merits of the potty.
CcSteff (Stephanie) from Richmond, VA
1 day, 7 hours agoView original
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7 nieces/nephews in 3 states in 12 days and all I have to show for it is peas in my hair and puke on my shirt.
CcSteff (Stephanie) from Richmond, VA
1 day, 8 hours agoView original
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@gruber I left twitter open in their browser on purpose. I thrive on awkwardness and hostility.
CcSteff (Stephanie) from Richmond, VA
1 day, 14 hours agoView original
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Clogging the toilet is the only connection I have to my brother-in-law who I haven't liked in the 10 years I've known him. Plunger please.
CcSteff (Stephanie) from Richmond, VA
1 day, 16 hours agoView original
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Still knowing where all the speed traps are makes me feel connected to Cleveland, though I haven't lived here in 10 years.
CcSteff (Stephanie) from Richmond, VA
1 day, 16 hours agoView original
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Swearing in front of my parents still gives me a thrill.
CcSteff (Stephanie) from Richmond, VA
1 day, 20 hours agoView original
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I thought Windows Vista and that Beyonce video were myths. Now I've seen both with my own eyes, but still can't quite believe they're real.
CcSteff (Stephanie) from Richmond, VA
2 days, 8 hours agoView original
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Mom put both of us in time-out for sword fighting with her knitting needles.
CcSteff (Stephanie) from Richmond, VA
2 days, 15 hours agoView original
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Teaching niece to find pins on my mom's sewing room floor. Jealous I'm being replaced as pin-finder-in-chief. Circle of life and all that.
CcSteff (Stephanie) from Richmond, VA
2 days, 19 hours agoView original
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"I'm tweaking my nipple and saying the word butthole." @jkubicek is terrible at phone-bonin'.
CcSteff (Stephanie) from Richmond, VA
3 days, 4 hours agoView original
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Watching my mom spin, weave, knit, sew and quilt, it becomes apparent that women have been engineers in disguise for thousands of years.
CcSteff (Stephanie) from Richmond, VA
3 days, 8 hours agoView original
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The ancients would have written an epic poem about the love affair between this little boy and his firefruck shirt.
CcSteff (Stephanie) from Richmond, VA
3 days, 19 hours agoView original
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My brother and I may have very different world views, but we both agree 1am is ideal for an eating contest. And we are a competitive family.
CcSteff (Stephanie) from Richmond, VA
4 days, 3 hours agoView original
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@twoname IT WILL BE GLORIOUS
CcSteff (Stephanie) from Richmond, VA
4 days, 3 hours agoView original
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