@pagecrusher But the Dandy Warhols told me heroin is so passé
CosaMostro (Cosa Hussein Mostro) from Cincinnati
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Raiding the medicine cabinet at my parents' house. Celebrex- that's a pain-killer, right? #pleasehelpme
CosaMostro (Cosa Hussein Mostro) from Cincinnati
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Headed up to Michigan for 4 days with the family. Hope I packed enough Prevacid™ #magpie
CosaMostro (Cosa Hussein Mostro) from Cincinnati
5 days, 10 hours agoView original
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Inbox 3. Is that anything?
CosaMostro (Cosa Hussein Mostro) from Cincinnati
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@CcSteff I just found out Zappos' clearance site is 6pm.com. You're welcome.
CosaMostro (Cosa Hussein Mostro) from Cincinnati
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Please sir, would you buy these shoes so we can put them on my mother's soon-to-be stinking corpse? Merry Christmas!
CosaMostro (Cosa Hussein Mostro) from Cincinnati
1 week, 3 days agoView original
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@emilyelisabeth Damn you for making me search "Christmas Shoes" on YouTube. Please set my ears on fire now. Make it stop!
CosaMostro (Cosa Hussein Mostro) from Cincinnati
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Yeah, Mukasey fainted.
And Basil Fawlty really had that pain in his leg.
CosaMostro (Cosa Hussein Mostro) from Cincinnati
1 week, 3 days agoView original
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Bad News: Weight loss plan not working. Good News: Now that I've given up, I can wear sweatpants and eat peanut butter out of the jar again.
CosaMostro (Cosa Hussein Mostro) from Cincinnati
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May be a mistake to always use the same song to wake up to. Now I have negative associations of exhaustion when I hear "Fist Full of Steel."
CosaMostro (Cosa Hussein Mostro) from Cincinnati
1 week, 4 days agoView original
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Yarr! Maxbuus baad tahay! Amarkeena raac mateys!
Oh, I thought it was Talk Like a Somali Pirate Day.
CosaMostro (Cosa Hussein Mostro) from Cincinnati
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Biz owner decided it was unfair to use bonus calculation only when we beat benchmark. He wants payback for down months now.
Mmmm, Ramen.
CosaMostro (Cosa Hussein Mostro) from Cincinnati
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Ffffound thinks I "may like these images." You mean all those artsty pictures of hot naked ladies? Good guess!
CosaMostro (Cosa Hussein Mostro) from Cincinnati
2 weeks, 5 days agoView original
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Wanted to search for dark matter at the bottom of a mine, but I wimped out.
That one's for the *hardcore* geeks.
CosaMostro (Cosa Hussein Mostro) from Cincinnati
2 weeks, 6 days agoView original
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Qwitter was interesting until somebody cool unfollowed me.
CosaMostro (Cosa Hussein Mostro) from Cincinnati
2 weeks, 6 days agoView original
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I used to hate kazoos but now I'm humming along.
CosaMostro (Cosa Hussein Mostro) from Cincinnati
2 weeks, 6 days agoView original
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I wasn't eager to ride the subway, but now I'm back on track.
CosaMostro (Cosa Hussein Mostro) from Cincinnati
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Another benefit to working at home. Spouse can call you into the other room when Feist is on Sesame Street.
CosaMostro (Cosa Hussein Mostro) from Cincinnati
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@thedayhascome Congratulations! We had one of those 4 months ago, and we've decided to keep her.
CosaMostro (Cosa Hussein Mostro) from Cincinnati
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Andrea Kremer blinks more rapidly than John McCain in the heat of a Joe the Plumber soliloquy.
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