Looking at apartments... Oh, nice patios but does 'heavy gang activity' mean what I think it means?
DolciSogni from Under a pile of scripts.
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Also: Julie Andrews is a total whore.
DolciSogni from Under a pile of scripts.
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I wish I cared about Macworld. If I wasn't so busy cramming lyrics to shitty showtunes in order to make a living I might care. #CATSBALLADS
DolciSogni from Under a pile of scripts.
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God, why is it so dark in here? *Moves pillow from over face* Oh, that's much worse.
DolciSogni from Under a pile of scripts.
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Best diet EVER. Goes like this: I have roughly $10.00 to live on for the next 2 weeks. Shootin' for that chic sunken-in, innocence-lost look
DolciSogni from Under a pile of scripts.
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11 am. I am pretty damn calm for day one of major life upheaval. Cheers, me.
DolciSogni from Under a pile of scripts.
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Hey, have you guys noticed that salvaged Hershey's poured over 100 calorie Kettle Corn tastes a little like bitter divorce? Just me? M'okay.
DolciSogni from Under a pile of scripts.
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Threw away chocolate syrup this morning in a defiant act of lifestyle change. Just gonna dust off these coffee grounds here. Mmselfloathing.
DolciSogni from Under a pile of scripts.
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The thing about dumping a huge heap of cinnamon into your coffee is that it ruins your coffee.
DolciSogni from Under a pile of scripts.
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Being knocked senseless has it's perks. No, wait. No, it does not.
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@phyllisstein have we met at a MTN? I'm usually the girl lifted up on shoulders for the Defying Gravity key change. #professionalfruitfly
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If I was a midget with epilepsy I'd totally open a pizza joint. What would I name it? Little Seizures. *thankyoupleasetipyourwaiter*
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Death by snow. I want to punch the earth in the face.
2 weeks, 4 days agoView original
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I love kicking the dirty, nasty snow out from behind my tires in the morning. That is not a euphemism.
2 weeks, 5 days agoView original
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Latin Robot - Finitimus Prime
2 weeks, 5 days agoView original
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Crooked Lender Robot - Sub-Optimus Prime
2 weeks, 5 days agoView original
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Looks like we'll be playing 'Don't inhale your vomit' again tonight.
2 weeks, 5 days agoView original
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If she should sleep thru the rest of Winter, go to pg 69. If you think she should find a tower and buy a gun? Go to pg OMGIHATELIFERIGHTNOW
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Van Johnson was alive until today. Who knew?
3 weeks, 3 days agoView original
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F: "Anything that humiliates a chihuahua just SCREAMS Christmas to me.They used to be wolves for shit's sake. Talk about downwardly mobile."
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