I'm doubtless too humorless, but those "Porn for Women" books with men helping around the house piss me off. PORN FOR WOMEN IS STILL FUCKING
EffingBoring (Rachel) from Brooklyn, NY, USA
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Confession: I love the _Ace Ventura_ movies more than anyone with a functioning frontal lobe should, and there is. A double feature. on TBS.
EffingBoring (Rachel) from Brooklyn, NY, USA
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Mom's shopping by Amazon wishlist. Better take _The Big Book of Masturbation_ out of my account. Not joking. Also, mom reads my Twitter.
EffingBoring (Rachel) from Brooklyn, NY, USA
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Thinkin' about pulling the trigger on a MacBook. Breathing deeply. Clicked "add to cart" just to see how it looks there. Backlit keyboard.
EffingBoring (Rachel) from Brooklyn, NY, USA
3 days, 8 hours agoView original
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Don't let your friends pressure you-- only you can decide when you're truly ready for some football.
EffingBoring (Rachel) from Brooklyn, NY, USA
3 days, 20 hours agoView original
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Hey Twitter, I'm really thankful for you guys. Truly.
EffingBoring (Rachel) from Brooklyn, NY, USA
3 days, 21 hours agoView original
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@NancyDrew2 that's what I do, except only for Thanksgiving. Oh, and a Whopper with cheese when I'm in Thanksgiving weekend traffic.
EffingBoring (Rachel) from Brooklyn, NY, USA
4 days, 3 hours agoView original
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I'd give up the ability to have sex to play bass like Paul McCartney, but that would leave me in quite the O. Henry-esque predicament.
EffingBoring (Rachel) from Brooklyn, NY, USA
5 days, 2 hours agoView original
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Dow's up, hos down.
EffingBoring (Rachel) from Brooklyn, NY, USA
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Pro Tip: The toaster's not plugged in.
EffingBoring (Rachel) from Brooklyn, NY, USA
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Oh shit! It's Sunday on Twitter and I forgot to mock church goers!
EffingBoring (Rachel) from Brooklyn, NY, USA
1 week, 1 day agoView original
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Sign above Brooklyn-Queens expressway: NYC GRIDLOCK ALERT TODAY- USE MASS TRANSIT. So, we should just leave the car right here then?
EffingBoring (Rachel) from Brooklyn, NY, USA
1 week, 3 days agoView original
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It's been a great year, but I think the best thing to happen to me in 2008 was seeing that picture of the iceberg that looks like a wenis.
EffingBoring (Rachel) from Brooklyn, NY, USA
1 week, 3 days agoView original
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Well, I mean, I'd _like_ to work at the DMV, but I don't think I can grow my nails that long.
EffingBoring (Rachel) from Brooklyn, NY, USA
1 week, 4 days agoView original
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@aedison And you absolutely MUST wear a bowtie for either pursuit.
EffingBoring (Rachel) from Brooklyn, NY, USA
1 week, 4 days agoView original
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Don't tell my HumorlessFeminist friends, but sometimes it's almost worth my minority status to truly have the right shoe for every occasion.
EffingBoring (Rachel) from Brooklyn, NY, USA
1 week, 6 days agoView original
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My decision to seek and attend the Catholic church with the best website was a little like looking for the puppy with the best GRE scores.
EffingBoring (Rachel) from Brooklyn, NY, USA
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In me dies such a Riot Grrrl.
EffingBoring (Rachel) from Brooklyn, NY, USA
2 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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Wow, Windows is 23 years old. Probably about time for it to move out of its Nana's rec room.
EffingBoring (Rachel) from Brooklyn, NY, USA
2 weeks, 2 days agoView original
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Christ. You people would favr Carlos Mencia debating Larry The Cable Guy about the Holocaust.
EffingBoring (Rachel) from Brooklyn, NY, USA
2 weeks, 3 days agoView original
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