There. Their. They're.
Just sayin'.
FanEffingTastic (kara) from anywhere but here
1 hour, 52 minutes agoView original
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Steve Jobs is skinny? Damn, I miss everything.
FanEffingTastic (kara) from anywhere but here
9 hours, 7 minutes agoView original
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Introduced the 5yo to Jim Henson's work by watching Muppets Take Manhattan. She loved it & learned it's okay to marry outside your species.
FanEffingTastic (kara) from anywhere but here
23 hours, 4 minutes agoView original
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It was one thing that my Wii Fit age was, let's just say "old". But there was no need for the hysterical laughter while giving me my age.
FanEffingTastic (kara) from anywhere but here
1 day, 2 hours agoView original
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ShamWow? More like ShAmazing, amirite?
FanEffingTastic (kara) from anywhere but here
1 day, 11 hours agoView original
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Had 2nd dream about pregnancy. This time I had 3 *sets* of twins, back to back.
I think it's time to just go ahead and seal up my vagina.
FanEffingTastic (kara) from anywhere but here
1 day, 14 hours agoView original
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I've had so many Dr. Peppers tonight that either there's an earthquake or my eyeballs are shaking.
FanEffingTastic (kara) from anywhere but here
1 day, 23 hours agoView original
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I might be confused by the rules, but those Colts boys are sure nice to help the Chargers win the game.
FanEffingTastic (kara) from anywhere but here
2 days, 1 hour agoView original
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I haven't heard this much about Phish since I went to a HFS festival while high on drugs in 1996.
FanEffingTastic (kara) from anywhere but here
2 days, 2 hours agoView original
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It doesn't matter how many eggs I make perfectly, the ones that are mine: the yolks break. Every. Single. Time.
FanEffingTastic (kara) from anywhere but here
2 days, 3 hours agoView original
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How's that saying go, "For every door that closes, a window opens so you can jump out of it" ?
FanEffingTastic (kara) from anywhere but here
2 days, 6 hours agoView original
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I just watched an entire episode of Real Housewives of NYC. Please let us never speak of this again.
FanEffingTastic (kara) from anywhere but here
2 days, 11 hours agoView original
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@lindstifa CUTEST PUPPY EVAR! I want to eat his cute little face.
FanEffingTastic (kara) from anywhere but here
2 days, 12 hours agoView original
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@NickiHiss Wow, there's fucktards and then there are supreme douchenozzle fucktards. I'd cut a bitch, if I was you.
FanEffingTastic (kara) from anywhere but here
3 days, 1 hour agoView original
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Accidently took Nyquil instead of the Dayquil & woke up on the kitchen floor. Not only am I feeling better but I got some good sleep too.
FanEffingTastic (kara) from anywhere but here
3 days, 3 hours agoView original
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One of the ways I can tell I'm the outcast w/my grandparents: They give my sisters lotions & me statues of jesus.
Let the guilt continue.
FanEffingTastic (kara) from anywhere but here
3 days, 7 hours agoView original
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Ended up watching a documentary on Charles Manson & his followers simply based on the fact the remote control was not within arms reach.
FanEffingTastic (kara) from anywhere but here
3 days, 8 hours agoView original
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I've taken 3 different flu medicines and nothing is helping. I will say the blue unicorns & I heart you all. Especially you with the 3rd eye
FanEffingTastic (kara) from anywhere but here
3 days, 16 hours agoView original
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Having the flu on the 1st date is like being a scientist in a room full of models. No one is getting laid & chances are someone just vomited
FanEffingTastic (kara) from anywhere but here
4 days, 13 hours agoView original
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Tonight is that one night when they thaw Dick Clark and we all get to see him drop his balls. I, for one, can't wait.
FanEffingTastic (kara) from anywhere but here
5 days, 2 hours agoView original
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