You know you've bought a knock-off nativity scene when the birth of Christ includes Mary, Joseph, wise men, and a Salvation Army bellringer.
FarkerPeaceboy from Left Edge of U.S.
1 day, 20 hours agoView original
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I predict when historians evaluate Tone Loc's oeuvre, they will note that "Funky Cold Medina" had greater cultural impact than "Wild Thing".
FarkerPeaceboy from Left Edge of U.S.
2 days, 17 hours agoView original
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OK, who else was awake at 4:45am standing by their computer waiting for Amazon.com to open?
FarkerPeaceboy from Left Edge of U.S.
3 days, 5 hours agoView original
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Magazine year-end issues go to print 12/1. So if you're a celebrity and want to be included in an obituary wrap-up, please die this weekend.
FarkerPeaceboy from Left Edge of U.S.
4 days, 20 hours agoView original
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also, i have given gps lady a name, and it is Mapollonia. i am the Anointer.
FarkerPeaceboy from Left Edge of U.S.
1 week, 1 day agoView original
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you know it's a long, lonely drive when you take a detour just to hear the gps lady recalculate your route.
FarkerPeaceboy from Left Edge of U.S.
1 week, 1 day agoView original
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Some days I'm Michael, taking care of all family business. Today I was Fredo. Tonight I'm drinking.
FarkerPeaceboy from Left Edge of U.S.
1 week, 2 days agoView original
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AT&T's charging $1.25/mo. to NOT publish my # in the phone book. I'm going to see what Simon & Shuster will pay me not to publish my novel.
FarkerPeaceboy from Left Edge of U.S.
1 week, 3 days agoView original
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They say too many cooks can spoil the broth, but I still prefer multiple brothmakers working together in case one thinks about peeing in it.
FarkerPeaceboy from Left Edge of U.S.
2 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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@hoosiergirl, I don't think I'd want to eat a cake with ass sprinkles, good OR bad.
FarkerPeaceboy from Left Edge of U.S.
2 weeks, 3 days agoView original
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Maybe it's my new shampoo or conditioner, or maybe what my stylist has been doing lately, but damn, I'm having a really good pubic hair day.
FarkerPeaceboy from Left Edge of U.S.
2 weeks, 3 days agoView original
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When talking to your girl on the phone while looking at your Scrabble tiles online, clarify yourself when you say "I could use another U."
FarkerPeaceboy from Left Edge of U.S.
2 weeks, 4 days agoView original
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If Cuba Gooding Jr. suffers from erectile dysfunction, does he refer to it as the Cuban Missile Crisis?
FarkerPeaceboy from Left Edge of U.S.
2 weeks, 5 days agoView original
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It just seems a little early to start seeing ads for Christmas 2009.
FarkerPeaceboy from Left Edge of U.S.
2 weeks, 6 days agoView original
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@emilybrianna ® brand deodorant: gentle enough for a lady, strong enough for a dumbass who forgets his own deodorant.
FarkerPeaceboy from Left Edge of U.S.
3 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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Obama would face a huge national real estate crisis right away with the high vacancy factor resulting from all his campaign offices closing.
FarkerPeaceboy from Left Edge of U.S.
3 weeks, 6 days agoView original
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With big majorities expected in both houses Dems say it will be easy to work across the aisle, since Dems will be seated across the aisle.
FarkerPeaceboy from Left Edge of U.S.
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McCain laughed at a rally today as Ahnuld mocked Obama's physical limitations, until he realized he can't even touch the top of his own head
FarkerPeaceboy from Left Edge of U.S.
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Clerk at Pier 1 Imports wanted an email addy. I reluctantly gave her one but made her promise not to spam it, @SeoulBrother is my friend.
FarkerPeaceboy from Left Edge of U.S.
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Let's just say Bill the Pizza Guy is more than a little jealous fellow pornstar Joe the Plumber is getting so much attention these days.
FarkerPeaceboy from Left Edge of U.S.
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