My friend is being extorted via child support by a woman who took advantage of him when he was having mental problems. Pray for him.
FatherSpike (Spike) from Fayetteville, Arkansas
I'll bet $5 that xkcd gets far more Lynx hits than the typical webcomic.
FatherSpike (Spike) from Little Rock, Arkansas
I suspect that the unfathomable ignorance of some IT dudes toward Macs (and Linux to some extent) is some kind of defense mechanism.
FatherSpike (Spike) from Little Rock, Arkansas
I think it's pretty amazing that my grandmother is 85, drives every day, and still hasn't hit anyone that she's aware of.
FatherSpike (Spike) from Little Rock, Arkansas
The IRS says my Wii Fit and iPhone check should be coming in soon. And just in time, might I add.
FatherSpike (Spike) from Little Rock, Arkansas
I just described God with that Rick Astley song. Should I avoid lightning storms?
FatherSpike (Spike) from Little Rock, Arkansas
Considering a haircut, or possibly developing a fad to be known as "the micromullet."
FatherSpike (Spike) from Little Rock, Arkansas
@Remiel For character count purposes, I'm gonna just go with "cockswarm," okay? Cool.
FatherSpike (Spike) from Arkansas

