But what if I don't want to go back to work?
Hella (Mike Rastiello) from Houston, TX
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I'm trying to learn from the cat all I can about laziness, being ridiculously comfortable and insanely adorable-She has so much to teach me.
Hella (Mike Rastiello) from Houston, TX
1 day, 4 hours agoView original
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Bacon is love.
Hella (Mike Rastiello) from Houston, TX
2 days, 7 hours agoView original
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Our new cat is sitting on my lap purring as I pet her. I feel like a Bond villain.
Hella (Mike Rastiello) from Houston, TX
2 days, 21 hours agoView original
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Frank Caliendo is the reason terrorists hate us.
Hella (Mike Rastiello) from Houston, TX
3 days, 1 hour agoView original
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House on USA all day? Well I am even more planted on the couch than my previous plan of being planted on the couch all day.
Hella (Mike Rastiello) from Houston, TX
4 days, 2 hours agoView original
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If your vanity license plate says "The Boss" and your name is not Bruce Springsteen, you deserve at least three cockpunches.
Hella (Mike Rastiello) from Houston, TX
5 days, 4 hours agoView original
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Dude. It is 2008. Almost 2009. I'd you launch Works to type a document one more time, I will burn this office down to the ground.
Hella (Mike Rastiello) from Houston, TX
5 days, 5 hours agoView original
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Ali and I got a cat. All she does is sleep, eat, and meow non stop for an hour starting at 6AM everyday. I didn't sign up for that part.
Hella (Mike Rastiello) from Houston, TX
5 days, 9 hours agoView original
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What is more socially acceptable, lady talking very loud on her cell phone in a bank lobby, or me smashing said lady's phone?
Hella (Mike Rastiello) from Houston, TX
6 days, 4 hours agoView original
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I'm just going to come right out and say it. I don't understand the fascination with zombies.
Hella (Mike Rastiello) from Houston, TX
6 days, 6 hours agoView original
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Whoever is in charge of the weather in Houston is an asshole.
Hella (Mike Rastiello) from Houston, TX
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If anyone needs me I'll be in the angry dome.
Hella (Mike Rastiello) from Houston, TX
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What am I listening to? It's my "get out of my office and leave me alone playlist."
Hella (Mike Rastiello) from Houston, TX
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I wish I could grow a majestic beard like the one that the woman running this grocery store bakery has.
Hella (Mike Rastiello) from Houston, TX
1 week, 1 day agoView original
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I just threatened to skull-fuck a hobo if he touched my car with his dirty hobo squeegee. How is your Sunday going?
Hella (Mike Rastiello) from Houston, TX
1 week, 1 day agoView original
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OH: "You know how those Muslims are. Every god damn last one of them is a terrorist." How I love ignorance. Let me count the ways...
Hella (Mike Rastiello) from Houston, TX
1 week, 1 day agoView original
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I don't know why I even have to go clothes shopping with Ali to get clothes for me. My input is not needed & my comments are not appreciated
Hella (Mike Rastiello) from Houston, TX
1 week, 2 days agoView original
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If I won the lottery, the first that I would buy would be a monocle. And maybe a top hat.
Hella (Mike Rastiello) from Houston, TX
1 week, 2 days agoView original
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Why does everyone stare at me when I burp in a restaurant? Don't they know that staring is *so* rude?
Hella (Mike Rastiello) from Houston, TX
1 week, 2 days agoView original
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