LazyTwitter: I'm up to the point in The West Wing that Aaron Sorkin left. Should I continue, or does it turn into a legislative procedural?
HoityPolloi (Dré) from Down South. No, Souther.
2 days, 18 hours agoView original
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From the sounds a laser battle is being fought down the street. When the time comes I'm not sure whether to side with the Empire or Rebels.
HoityPolloi (Dré) from Down South. No, Souther.
6 days, 8 hours agoView original
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The number of Trekkers on Twitter leaves me both elated and increasingly fearful for the fate of humanity at the same time.
HoityPolloi (Dré) from Down South. No, Souther.
6 days, 9 hours agoView original
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Just got Favrd twice at *the same* time. That's literally as close to banging two hot chicks as I'll EVER get.
HoityPolloi (Dré) from Down South. No, Souther.
1 week, 5 days agoView original
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Great, now @SpeedboatSpike is hanging out next to me on Favrd mocking me with the perfect man rack. Way to make me self-conscious, dude.
HoityPolloi (Dré) from Down South. No, Souther.
1 week, 5 days agoView original
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Time to hit the gym. Now where the fuck is my sports bra?
HoityPolloi (Dré) from Down South. No, Souther.
1 week, 5 days agoView original
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Ah fuck, I grew man boobs. Why is it, the moment I put on weight it goes straight to my tits?
HoityPolloi (Dré) from Down South. No, Souther.
1 week, 5 days agoView original
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I take away your soggy tennis ball, you up the ante wiping your arse on the sofa. Well played, Mr Doggie. Well played.
HoityPolloi (Dré) from Down South. No, Souther.
2 weeks, 2 days agoView original
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Oh God, I've accidentally spent the last hour with the collar popped on my pink polo shirt. What have I done? How do I take it back?
HoityPolloi (Dré) from Down South. No, Souther.
2 weeks, 6 days agoView original
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Lost 2 followers lamenting my never to be gay-marriage. Umm, fuck you & goodbye. Qwitter moratorium: anyone want to leave too? fly be free.
HoityPolloi (Dré) from Down South. No, Souther.
3 weeks, 5 days agoView original
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Well, I wasn't honestly planning on getting married anytime soon, so it's not like I've actually lost any civil rights. Right guys? Guys?
HoityPolloi (Dré) from Down South. No, Souther.
3 weeks, 5 days agoView original
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Starbucks are giving away BREWED coffee? Yeah, no shit that's vote tampering.
HoityPolloi (Dré) from Down South. No, Souther.
3 weeks, 6 days agoView original
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@bcompton WTF, there's a second Ben Compton? Ok, who got him wet? Tell me you remember the feeding rule, people. It's important.
HoityPolloi (Dré) from Down South. No, Souther.
3 weeks, 6 days agoView original
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@abigvictory pfft, I'm so lazy it took me 4 months to change my bedroom light the last time it blew, and did get eaten by pointy furniture.
HoityPolloi (Dré) from Down South. No, Souther.
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Quick straw poll. Hands up if you're voting for Obama; hands just below the shoulder if you're voting for McCain.
HoityPolloi (Dré) from Down South. No, Souther.
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And to my new followers, welcome. Please form an orderly queue. Disappointment will be served shortly. We apologise for the inconvenience.
HoityPolloi (Dré) from Down South. No, Souther.
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@secretsquirrel then screamed for his captors to release him, but calmed down after he took his dementia meds.
HoityPolloi (Dré) from Down South. No, Souther.
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@Kalli The Total Package ... obviously.
HoityPolloi (Dré) from Down South. No, Souther.
4 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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In the interest of full disclosure, you should know thunderstorms make me incredibly horny. And, yes that is a barometer in my pocket.
HoityPolloi (Dré) from Down South. No, Souther.
4 weeks, 2 days agoView original
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Just received a mysterious voicemail from "Ray" inquiring about my "tele-mumble-mumble". I have a telescopic penis, right?
HoityPolloi (Dré) from Down South. No, Souther.
4 weeks, 2 days agoView original
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