Ugh, @Tony_D has an Obama poster on his living room wall that says "Yes We Kern" in Helvetica.
#tony's_fake_macworld
InsoOutso (J Thornburg) from Columbus, OH
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@Tony_D just announced that he will not give the keynote at next year's expo. Says his health is OK, though. Whew! #tony's_fake_macworld
InsoOutso (J Thornburg) from Columbus, OH
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I'm at @Tony_d 's place for his conference and nobody is here?!? Why would MS Outlook fail me on a day like today?
#tony's_fake_macworld
InsoOutso (J Thornburg) from Columbus, OH
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Anybody know how to get rid of goatee dandruff? It's aesthetically annoying, but I'd like to keep the potato chip flavor if I could.
InsoOutso (J Thornburg) from Columbus, OH
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That meeting was so exciting, all I could think about was my rapper name (T-ron) and my first album title (Lazer Motorcycles).
InsoOutso (J Thornburg) from Columbus, OH
5 hours, 8 minutes agoView original
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Tweet-up in Spread Eagle, Wisconsin.
InsoOutso (J Thornburg) from Columbus, OH
5 hours, 23 minutes agoView original
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I love it how my spam email wants me to see Jessica Alba giving good head, as if I don't already know what *that's* like.
InsoOutso (J Thornburg) from Columbus, OH
5 hours, 55 minutes agoView original
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Lazy Twitter: When I plug in my iPhone is it recharging the phone or adding power back to the grid?
InsoOutso (J Thornburg) from Columbus, OH
21 hours, 30 minutes agoView original
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Lazy Twitter: Is my iPhone vibrating because I have an incoming call, or because it can tell when your legs are tired?
InsoOutso (J Thornburg) from Columbus, OH
21 hours, 47 minutes agoView original
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Lazy Twitter: When entangled in my iPhone's warm embrace, is it appropriate to use one finger or two?
InsoOutso (J Thornburg) from Columbus, OH
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Lazy Twitter: Can my iPhone hold me at night?
InsoOutso (J Thornburg) from Columbus, OH
22 hours, 8 minutes agoView original
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I'm thinking of starting an internet will.
Who want's my spam? Preferably someone with a small penis or a need for a luxury watch.
InsoOutso (J Thornburg) from Columbus, OH
22 hours, 20 minutes agoView original
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Turtleneck friction is not a joke, people. Rub any Apple nerd long enough and see what happens to their hormones.
InsoOutso (J Thornburg) from Columbus, OH
23 hours, 35 minutes agoView original
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@CcSteff My wife sent me one of those before. Did you know Outlook doesn't have any time increments less than 15 minutes? Made me look good.
InsoOutso (J Thornburg) from Columbus, OH
23 hours, 45 minutes agoView original
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My account didn't get hacked, but some guy keeps DM-ing me about buying a fucking camera.
InsoOutso (J Thornburg) from Columbus, OH
1 day, 1 hour agoView original
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I just spoke with Britney Spear's vagina and although it looked angry, it assured me her account has not been compromised.
InsoOutso (J Thornburg) from Columbus, OH
1 day, 1 hour agoView original
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Whoever hacked into @THE_REAL_SHAQ 's account could use a spell check or two.
InsoOutso (J Thornburg) from Columbus, OH
1 day, 2 hours agoView original
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I just saw a Hillary Duff PSA that informed me that the Fox News Twitter account hack was not, in fact, funny. Think Before You Speak. #TMYK
InsoOutso (J Thornburg) from Columbus, OH
1 day, 2 hours agoView original
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Here's the FOX News/Bill O. phished screen shot, in case they take it down: http://tinyurl.com/yppsoc
InsoOutso (J Thornburg) from Columbus, OH
1 day, 2 hours agoView original
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@shortyawards I recommend @RoaldDahl in the Shorty Award category #authors_that_need_the_letter_n_in_their_name because, well, look at it.
InsoOutso (J Thornburg) from Columbus, OH
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