Oh good. I just walked past a dead dog on the side of the street.
Karnas (Jacob Karnas) from Tucson, Arizona, USA - Central
11 hours, 16 minutes agoView original
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It's almost as if I need that Eternal Sunshine procedure performed on me.
Karnas (Jacob Karnas) from Tucson, Arizona, USA - Central
2 days, 10 hours agoView original
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Everyday my life becomes a little less wonderful. And I blame your situation.
Karnas (Jacob Karnas) from Tucson, Arizona, USA - Central
2 days, 14 hours agoView original
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Just smoked my last cigarette. EVER. (I think I'm pretty sure about this.)
Karnas (Jacob Karnas) from Tucson, Arizona, USA - Central
1 week, 1 day agoView original
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I am best served with onions as I am chopped liver.
Karnas (Jacob Karnas) from Tucson, Arizona, USA - Central
1 week, 6 days agoView original
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"When there's nothing left in this world to burn you have to set yourself on fire."
Karnas (Jacob Karnas) from Tucson, Arizona, USA - Central
1 week, 6 days agoView original
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Walking out onto the porch, I realised that the cat had rigged it up with explosives for making it stay outside in the cold last night.
Karnas (Jacob Karnas) from Tucson, Arizona, USA - Central
3 weeks, 2 days agoView original
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WARNING: Homosexual marriage is known in the state of California to cause cancer, and birth defects or other reproductive harm.
Karnas (Jacob Karnas) from Tucson, Arizona, USA - Central
3 weeks, 6 days agoView original
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Lord Voldemort is seriously getting all creepy uncle on Harry. It's quite disturbing.
Karnas (Jacob Karnas) from Tucson, Arizona, USA - Central
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HER: "Maybe their raping him and just dressing up like lizards. Do you think that happens often?" WTF?
Karnas (Jacob Karnas) from Tucson, Arizona, USA - Central
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HER: "Damn, he just shot that ho. G-d, I'm going to jail. Wait, I mean hell."
Karnas (Jacob Karnas) from Tucson, Arizona, USA - Central
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HER: "I'm so happy they let God out of jail."
Karnas (Jacob Karnas) from Tucson, Arizona, USA - Central
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67 years ago, the Japanese were bombing our fleet anchored at Pearl Harbor. Right now, I'm throwing a Sony Vaio out a window.
Karnas (Jacob Karnas) from Tucson, Arizona, USA - Central
4 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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