Know what's great about wearing a white dress shirt underneath a pilly homemade sweater? Of course you do.
Moeskido (Maurice Kessler) from NJ/NY
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The clean, award-winning interface of Lotus Symphony. Now available with poorly-written promo text!
Moeskido (Maurice Kessler) from NJ/NY
6 hours, 51 minutes agoView original
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Featured sale laptop in Dell mailer lists almost no useful features and comes in Babyshit Green for $30 extra. Stay classy, Dell.
Moeskido (Maurice Kessler) from NJ/NY
9 hours, 33 minutes agoView original
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I had three people at work giggling simultaneously at Patton's newest post: http://tr.im/2zx0
Moeskido (Maurice Kessler) from NJ/NY
19 hours, 4 minutes agoView original
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Now awaiting a flurry of Steve Jobs Hormonal Imbalance Diet spammers.
Moeskido (Maurice Kessler) from NJ/NY
1 day, 5 hours agoView original
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Hook & Ladder Brewing Company's Golden Ale: the last drink I'd have at a South Ozone Park party before going face-down on the host's lawn.
Moeskido (Maurice Kessler) from NJ/NY
2 days, 22 hours agoView original
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Twenty whole days until that spoiled imbecile frat-boy cokehead cunt is out of my White House.
Moeskido (Maurice Kessler) from NJ/NY
5 days, 19 hours agoView original
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Hey, is that yogurt store employee available for consultations? I need a second opinion. About something moldy in my refrigerator.
Moeskido (Maurice Kessler) from NJ/NY
6 days, 3 hours agoView original
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What does the inauguration mean to me? Wife's birthday, that's what.
Moeskido (Maurice Kessler) from NJ/NY
6 days, 20 hours agoView original
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Wishing I could treat the entire Middle East for testosterone poisoning.
Moeskido (Maurice Kessler) from NJ/NY
1 week, 3 days agoView original
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Dad-in-law's old ATA hard drives are too low-capacity to bother erasing for re-use. Which means new magnets for my refrigerator.
Moeskido (Maurice Kessler) from NJ/NY
1 week, 3 days agoView original
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@Moltz Auto-erotic favoritization.
Moeskido (Maurice Kessler) from NJ/NY
1 week, 5 days agoView original
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Just ordered an eSATA PCI card for the G5. Any more upgrades, and this thing will become a singularity and fall through the planet.
Moeskido (Maurice Kessler) from NJ/NY
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Yay!
Moeskido (Maurice Kessler) from NJ/NY
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@bynkii Oh, great. Mad rush to see Obama in a bathing suit will break the Internet. ...Fuck, it's not loading!!
Moeskido (Maurice Kessler) from NJ/NY
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My idea of a fantastic holiday greeting: http://tr.im/2jck Happy solstice, everyone. Stay solvent.
Moeskido (Maurice Kessler) from NJ/NY
2 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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Winter salad is cabbage-based, if you're seasonal. Wife's cabbage salad (vinegary, tangy) is like Wife Soup: I can't stop eating it.
Moeskido (Maurice Kessler) from NJ/NY
2 weeks, 2 days agoView original
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I just might break that Enter key today. With a flourish.
Moeskido (Maurice Kessler) from NJ/NY
2 weeks, 5 days agoView original
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LIke Congress, today gets a 9% approval rating.
Moeskido (Maurice Kessler) from NJ/NY
2 weeks, 6 days agoView original
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Paraphrasing Pittsburgh friend of Wife: "New York is the only city where, when it snows, it makes its own gravy."
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