Adding mint to chocolate is like shellacking a fur coat.
Remiel (Remiel Classic™) from Manchester, VT
2 hours, 18 minutes agoView original
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We're broke and have poor taste. THIS is why we can't have nice things.
Remiel (Remiel Classic™) from Manchester, VT
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I love it when there are loud, whining, obnoxious children in the office for no reason. They're so full of wonder!
Remiel (Remiel Classic™) from Manchester, VT
1 day, 2 hours agoView original
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Benjamin Button leaves the door wide open for a sequel about his daughter; born a rabbit, destined to transform inexorably into a toaster.
Remiel (Remiel Classic™) from Manchester, VT
1 day, 14 hours agoView original
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Fork: "Wanna fork?" Plate: "Sorry, too tiney."
Remiel (Remiel Classic™) from Manchester, VT
3 days, 3 hours agoView original
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Ladies and gents... Just for the revenue of it: Remiel Classic! The best part of waking up and just doing it to the right one baby. Oh yeah!
Remiel (Remiel Classic) from Manchester, VT
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I'd change my name to Two Hands and a Flashlight, but even that won't help most of these people.
Remiel (Diet Remiel) from Manchester, VT
4 days, 1 hour agoView original
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I always forget to put "spend money I don't have in my budget" in my budget.
Remiel (Diet Remiel) from Manchester, VT
4 days, 2 hours agoView original
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Interesting side-note. Six of the seven objects I just listed are in my office right now, and one of them is not eggs.
Remiel (Diet Remiel) from Manchester, VT
4 days, 21 hours agoView original
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Just try it! Googly eyes on a door? Welcoming! Googly eyes on a phone? Hope Mom calls! On a banana? Yay! A penis! Eggs! Name tags! Grenades!
Remiel (Diet Remiel) from Manchester, VT
4 days, 21 hours agoView original
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There is nothing in this world that cannot be improved by the application of plastic googly eyes.
Remiel (Diet Remiel) from Manchester, VT
4 days, 22 hours agoView original
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Video footage of New Year's Eve at Casa de Remiel: http://snurl.com/9c8rj
Remiel (Diet Remiel) from Manchester, VT
5 days, 1 hour agoView original
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It's so freakishly cold, my third testicle retracted.
Remiel (Diet Remiel) from Manchester, VT
5 days, 2 hours agoView original
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Happy New self-righteous email to everyone about keeping the kitchen clean I mean Year!
Remiel (Diet Remiel) from Manchester, VT
5 days, 3 hours agoView original
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Nappy Pooh Bear! ... Is that stupid? I shouldn't be up, yet, right? Yeah, sorry.
Remiel (Diet Remiel) from Manchester, VT
5 days, 7 hours agoView original
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God it's been like five minutes and twelve seconds and I'm STILL writing "2008" on my checks.
Remiel (Diet Remiel) from Manchester, VT
5 days, 15 hours agoView original
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Alright, '08 taxes are done; I'm ready to party! Also alphabetized the spice rack, re-shingled the roof, and backed up my DNA.
Remiel (Diet Remiel) from Manchester, VT
5 days, 21 hours agoView original
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The single most significant differentiator between my Work Self and Regular Self may be that Work Self is capable of spending $500 on a PDF.
Remiel (Diet Remiel) from Manchester, VT
5 days, 22 hours agoView original
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The key to understanding Family Guy's Jewish jokes is recognizing that Jews are whiny, cheap and unattractive and then irony or something.
Remiel (Diet Remiel) from Manchester, VT
6 days, 1 hour agoView original
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Something tells me I'm schizophrenic.
Remiel (Diet Remiel) from Manchester, VT
6 days, 2 hours agoView original
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