Everyone should get to wake up to this in their Google Reader. http://wordjournal.tumblr.com/post/67288318/mammatocumulus
ShuffShuff from the greenest of grass.
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My favorite annual holiday tradition involves gagging noises? That's my family: consistently not doing it right.
ShuffShuff from the greenest of grass.
1 week, 6 days agoView original
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Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.
Damnit, I _knew_ I shouldn't have eaten so much sash.
ShuffShuff from the greenest of grass.
1 week, 6 days agoView original
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These "scrambled eggs" look like a brain on drugs. Which, coincidentally, would be a logical excuse for how I could mess this up so badly...
ShuffShuff from the greenest of grass.
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Volunteering for Habitat for Gingerbread Humanity. Yum.
ShuffShuff from the greenest of grass.
2 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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Power! Internet! Twitter! Necessities of life!
ShuffShuff from the greenest of grass.
2 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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Facebook is more exciting in Swedish.
ShuffShuff from the greenest of grass.
3 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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Got a revenge-themed e-mail cuz boys team thinks we stole their teddy bear so they're stealing girls' stuffed animals. Oh, I'm in college.
ShuffShuff from the greenest of grass.
3 weeks, 2 days agoView original
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You guys *wish* I was hosting a TweetUp. Jiminy Peak is just down the road. I'm serious.
ShuffShuff from the greenest of grass.
3 weeks, 2 days agoView original
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I am physically incapable of reading things without editing them. Strange how the X-men weren't interested in recruiting me.
ShuffShuff from the greenest of grass.
3 weeks, 2 days agoView original
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So is this pretty much what you guys are like in real life? http://tinyurl.com/22kzvd
ShuffShuff from the greenest of grass.
3 weeks, 3 days agoView original
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Live band, balloon animals, massages, tie-dye, food. 2nd grade birthday party? Nope. De-stressing at the student center during final weeks.
ShuffShuff from the greenest of grass.
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I found the solution to Mondays! It's drunken Sunday snowball fights at midnight.
Your welcome.
ShuffShuff from the greenest of grass.
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Let's explain the Valkyrie trailers as follows: you can't discriminate based on religion, & Scientologists' don't believe in German accents.
ShuffShuff from the greenest of grass.
4 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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