I'm the boy-scout type in real life, but in video games I find it easy to be evil. Spent hours sacrificing innocents in Fable II last night.
Shuffledog (Phil Bacon) from Calgary, Alberta, Canada
3 days, 10 hours agoView original
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Boy the commute was quiet this morning. Like no one else was going to work today or something.
Shuffledog (Phil Bacon) from Calgary, Alberta, Canada
1 week, 5 days agoView original
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Guy I thought was an enormous douche is now much nicer that he's getting divorced. Suspect he thinks the exact same thing about me.
Shuffledog (Phil Bacon) from Calgary, Alberta, Canada
2 weeks, 4 days agoView original
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I try to tweet only when something funny or momentous happens. Thus, the quiet around here lately.
Shuffledog (Phil Bacon) from Calgary, Alberta, Canada
2 weeks, 4 days agoView original
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Maudlin tweet designed to evoke sympathy and generate replies and/or stars. #generictweet
Shuffledog (Phil Bacon) from Calgary, Alberta, Canada
2 weeks, 6 days agoView original
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At the jeweler, I say to Kristy, "At least you don't know when it'll be ready, so that'll preserve some mystery." Clerk says, "Dec. 24."
Shuffledog (Phil Bacon) from Calgary, Alberta, Canada
2 weeks, 6 days agoView original
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Even though she knows about it, I plan on keeping the ring for some appropriate moment. She plans on killing me if that's not tomorrow.
Shuffledog (Phil Bacon) from Calgary, Alberta, Canada
2 weeks, 6 days agoView original
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I asked Kristy if she'd rather shop for an engagement ring with me or wait to be surprised with something. Her reaction: "NOW NOW NOW NOW"
Shuffledog (Phil Bacon) from Calgary, Alberta, Canada
2 weeks, 6 days agoView original
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Looks like I lost a follower because I was TOO QUIET. You can't please anybody, apparently.
Shuffledog (Phil Bacon) from Calgary, Alberta, Canada
2 weeks, 6 days agoView original
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Now I know why the weekly free baked goods basket's quality decreased last month. To soften the blow for when they canceled it entirely.
Shuffledog (Phil Bacon) from Calgary, Alberta, Canada
3 weeks, 5 days agoView original
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After I finish eating, I always hiccup just once. The kind of hiccup you'd expect Godzilla to make if eating Tokyo didn't agree with him.
Shuffledog (Phil Bacon) from Calgary, Alberta, Canada
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Weight's been creeping back up again, so this morning I vowed to eat better and quit snacking. There's a bake-off next door. #kill_me
Shuffledog (Phil Bacon) from Calgary, Alberta, Canada
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I thought that some of the other parents might stick around during the party and help out a bit. Silly me. Some didn't even wait to say bye.
Shuffledog (Phil Bacon) from Calgary, Alberta, Canada
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Guests at my kid's birthday party: the mama's boy, the secret snack snatcher, in-your-face-boy and his protege sister and the whine monster.
Shuffledog (Phil Bacon) from Calgary, Alberta, Canada
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