Phil Schiller keeps saying "One more thing..." He's using up Steve's tagline to intro his own at the end: "Sha-fucking-ZAM! Check it!"
smartasshat (ʇɐɥs sɐ ʇɹɐɯs) from Boldly Going Nowhere
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Anyone else think they're herding Macophiles into one room so Steve can use his iLifeEssence Transfer on them so he lives forever? Anyone?
smartasshat (ʇɐɥs sɐ ʇɹɐɯs) from Boldly Going Nowhere
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I just had an Epiphany. What about you?
smartasshat (ʇɐɥs sɐ ʇɹɐɯs) from Boldly Going Nowhere
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It's always been my policy to never sign in to fake Twitter.com, no matter WHAT the source, but whatever, Twitter.
smartasshat (ʇɐɥs sɐ ʇɹɐɯs) from Boldly Going Nowhere
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Q. If two half-baked people make a cake, will it come out fully baked?
A. NO! But you can bet your wasted ass it's GOING to be eaten.
smartasshat (ʇɐɥs sɐ ʇɹɐɯs) from Boldly Going Nowhere
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Lazy Bluetooth Prankster: My neighbor's phone is discoverable from my phone & MacBook. What can I do with this?
smartasshat (ʇɐɥs sɐ ʇɹɐɯs) from Boldly Going Nowhere
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I'm gaining Steve Jobs' weight.
smartasshat (ʇɐɥs sɐ ʇɹɐɯs) from Boldly Going Nowhere
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2009 is turning out well so far: http://tr.im/gaybill
smartasshat (ʇɐɥs sɐ ʇɹɐɯs) from Boldly Going Nowhere
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Every time a kiosk-dweller shoves a phone at me, I channel @JohnCleese's French knight: "I'm not very keen! I already got one, you see!!"
smartasshat (ʇɐɥs sɐ ʇɹɐɯs) from Boldly Going Nowhere
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Can you say, "a giblet"? Is that a thing?
smartasshat (ʇɐɥs sɐ ʇɹɐɯs) from Boldly Going Nowhere
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@badbanana I believe that's the Large iDron Collider, in the App Store for only 99¢! Find the Jobs boson: The particle that fires all others
smartasshat (ʇɐɥs sɐ ʇɹɐɯs) from Boldly Going Nowhere
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RIP Steve Jobs
smartasshat (ʇɐɥs sɐ ʇɹɐɯs) from Boldly Going Nowhere
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Has @Mike_FTW hacked into @Ihnatko's account? http://is.gd/evoT
smartasshat (ʇɐɥs sɐ ʇɹɐɯs) from Boldly Going Nowhere
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@AmyJane Your name is @Amyjane... and you're a Twittaholic.
smartasshat (ʇɐɥs sɐ ʇɹɐɯs) from Boldly Going Nowhere
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NEWS FLASH: Ozzy Osbourne doesn't remember writing "Crazy Train". I know you're all shocked.
smartasshat (ʇɐɥs sɐ ʇɹɐɯs) from Boldly Going Nowhere
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@AmyJane @tj My favorite Mexican restaurant has 32 oz margaritas. They denied my suggestion to rename it the "Quartarita". Dummies.
smartasshat (ʇɐɥs sɐ ʇɹɐɯs) from Boldly Going Nowhere
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@tj Did you know you were sitting next to @amyjane?
smartasshat (ʇɐɥs sɐ ʇɹɐɯs) from Boldly Going Nowhere
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@bcompton Damn. Maybe my dream will come true, and Obama will bring the 'fro back, once and for all.
smartasshat (ʇɐɥs sɐ ʇɹɐɯs) from Boldly Going Nowhere
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Does Steve Jobs require that instant messaging apps on the iPhone be called "iM"?
smartasshat (ʇɐɥs sɐ ʇɹɐɯs) from Boldly Going Nowhere
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"It's not the cold, it's the wind" is the new "It's not the heat, it's the humidity."
smartasshat (ʇɐɥs sɐ ʇɹɐɯs) from Boldly Going Nowhere
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