There is one thing that today is good for, and that thing is chicken pot pie.
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2 days, 7 hours agoView original
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Shopping for a cell phone would get to the final four in my Life's Worst Experiences tournament (Non-Life-Threatening bracket).
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2 days, 11 hours agoView original
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I'm going to write a children's TV show about a group of eccentric waterfowl called "The Unorthoducks"
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3 days, 12 hours agoView original
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Back at work. Gah, is it Friday yet?
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3 days, 14 hours agoView original
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It can't be deemed a successful vacation until the moment I walk back into my apartment and find all my stuff unstolen.
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5 days, 7 hours agoView original
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They call it pound cake because that's what I do with it.
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3.5 year old confirms I'm her favorite aunt and refuses to leave my side to stand with her parents for family pictures. I WIN CHRISTMAS.
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1 week, 2 days agoView original
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Current won-over baby score: 4/4.
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1 week, 4 days agoView original
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Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to marry someone lactose intolerant.
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Performing my medley of Charlie Brown animated special dances. Christmas is saved!
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2 weeks, 2 days agoView original
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My boss is trying to convince me that "Grease" is good and has a plot. Is this worth a paycheck and health insurance?
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2 weeks, 5 days agoView original
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OK, morning. Time to give the Leprous Christmas Tree some friends.
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3 weeks, 2 days agoView original
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When I get old, I want to be a sassy former silent film starlet.
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3 weeks, 5 days agoView original
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My job is awesome because sometimes my boss' tuneless humming sounds like a theremin and theremins are awesome.
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