I'd be a toxicologist at a zoo just to be able to say "I destroyed all the Hippo Crits."
No, there's nothing wrong w/ me. Why?
Tinu (Tinu Abayomi-Paul) from Austin /Houston Texas & PG County MD
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"It's hard getting bacon back in the bag."
"WHY would Anyone want to do that?"
Tinu (Tinu Abayomi-Paul) from Austin /Houston Texas & PG County MD
1 day, 22 hours agoView original
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People can be SO awesome if you just stand back and let them be themselves.
Tinu (Tinu Abayomi-Paul) from Austin /Houston Texas & PG County MD
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I became a warrior today. I cleaned baby poo that overflowed from the diaper to the onesie to the pants leg into the sock.
I. Am a Wa ...
Tinu (Tinu Abayomi-Paul) from Austin /Houston Texas & PG County MD
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@deannatroupe Girl, you don't know. He would never recover from the things I'd do to him. Sometimes vanilla looks SO yummy...
Tinu (Tinu Abayomi-Paul) from Austin /Houston Texas & PG County MD
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Normally I'd look up whether there's and I or a Y in prettiness. But I still have a Brad Pitt Lust-Over.
Tinu (Tinu Abayomi-Paul) from Austin /Houston Texas & PG County MD
3 days, 5 hours agoView original
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Brad Pitt is SO Pretty. Logic departs in the third act. But.
Brad Pitt is So GD Pretty.
"He's not a woman, right?" THAT Pretty.
Tinu (Tinu Abayomi-Paul) from Austin /Houston Texas & PG County MD
3 days, 5 hours agoView original
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“You know I don’t go to YOUR job and knock the dicks out of your mouth!” Kathy Griffin, live on CNN.
I love this country.
Tinu (Tinu Abayomi-Paul) from Austin /Houston Texas & PG County MD
5 days, 3 hours agoView original
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Why am I so happy about the New Year? "I am so alcohol" - that's why. I get to torture my Mom with that for AT LEAST a year.
Tinu (Tinu Abayomi-Paul) from Austin /Houston Texas & PG County MD
5 days, 4 hours agoView original
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"I am so Alcohol!"
That's my Mom, Ladies and gentlemen. Happy New Year!
Tinu (Tinu Abayomi-Paul) from Austin /Houston Texas & PG County MD
5 days, 4 hours agoView original
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"I can't believe I'm not following him!"
"... uh, what about that court order?"
Hm. A) Explain Twitter or B) Mock Mocky McMocker. HM!
Tinu (Tinu Abayomi-Paul) from Austin /Houston Texas & PG County MD
5 days, 10 hours agoView original
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@deannatroupe Hey, I didn't ask to be born, so I shouldn't have to put away gallon jugs of milk and all the food I'm going to eat.
Tinu (Tinu Abayomi-Paul) from Austin /Houston Texas & PG County MD
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Stay. Very. Still. No one remembers that I'm home to help with the groceries. HEY YOU. stop. moving.
Tinu (Tinu Abayomi-Paul) from Austin /Houston Texas & PG County MD
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shh. dad just came home with groceries. i do *not* want to help. shut up - he's the one who gave me this laziness gene! shhhh!
Tinu (Tinu Abayomi-Paul) from Austin /Houston Texas & PG County MD
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@danlopez2012 What good are you if you won't commit an act of violence to put me to sleep? ;)
Tinu (Tinu Abayomi-Paul) from Austin /Houston Texas & PG County MD
1 week, 1 day agoView original
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"Stop yelling at me." "I'M NOT YELLING AT YOU. I'M LOVING YOU WITH CAPS LOCK ON."
Tinu (Tinu Abayomi-Paul) from Austin /Houston Texas & PG County MD
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I need someone on the East side of planet America who is possession of 1- a hammer & 2- the gumption to hit the sleepy part of my head.
Tinu (Tinu Abayomi-Paul) from Austin /Houston Texas & PG County MD
1 week, 1 day agoView original
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Definitely time for Tylenol PM. Though it might as well be Tylenol AM now.
Tinu (Tinu Abayomi-Paul) from Austin /Houston Texas & PG County MD
1 week, 1 day agoView original
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Favrd is obviously broken - duh! I haven't been starred since the 24th of... oh. Never mind.
Tinu (Tinu Abayomi-Paul) from Austin /Houston Texas & PG County MD
1 week, 2 days agoView original
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I was going to all caps @iTunes that the "shuffle off" setting didn't work. Then realized I meant repeat. Then I realized I need more sleep.
Tinu (Tinu Abayomi-Paul) from Austin /Houston Texas & PG County MD
1 week, 5 days agoView original
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