Health dept said I had to stop giving bacon samples at my booth. Which is fine - dog ate it all anyway. #tony's_fake_macworld
Tony_D (Tony Delgrosso) from NY
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I'd like to announce that I will not be giving the keynote at next year's expo. It has nothing to do with my health. #tony's_fake_macworld
Tony_D (Tony Delgrosso) from NY
6 hours, 19 minutes agoView original
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Sadly, I have not been invited to any of the cool after-hours parties at my own conference. #tony's_fake_macworld
Tony_D (Tony Delgrosso) from NY
1 day, 4 hours agoView original
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My 1pm keynote has been cancelled due to an unfolding crisis - ALL I HAVE LEFT IS DECAF. #tony's_fake_macworld
Tony_D (Tony Delgrosso) from NY
1 day, 5 hours agoView original
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@Moltz I think you lost as soon as you clicked the "Sign me up!" button.
Tony_D (Tony Delgrosso) from NY
1 day, 6 hours agoView original
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@Kalli it's always about you and pants, isn't it? Or bacon.
Tony_D (Tony Delgrosso) from NY
1 day, 7 hours agoView original
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Not at Macworld, so I'm holding my own expo: 3 seats are available on my office couch for my 1pm keynote. You can also visit me at Booth #1.
Tony_D (Tony Delgrosso) from NY
1 day, 8 hours agoView original
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@gruber "Dying Fireball"..? Is that anything..?
Tony_D (Tony Delgrosso) from NY
1 day, 8 hours agoView original
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Coffee, eggs, peoplewatching, and the Sunday NYT.
Then it's back to work for me, unfortunately.
Tony_D (Tony Delgrosso) from NY
2 days, 8 hours agoView original
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Green beans or creamed corn? Hmm.
It's so hard deciding what canned foods to stockpile for the impending zombie apocalypse.
Tony_D (Tony Delgrosso) from NY
3 days, 3 hours agoView original
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@zuhl If by "bacon" you mean "some kind of seaweed", then yes, vegans are cool with bacon.
Tony_D (Tony Delgrosso) from NY
3 days, 5 hours agoView original
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Monday morning, I'll be starting my 5-day pouting spree about not being at Macworld this year.
Tony_D (Tony Delgrosso) from NY
3 days, 7 hours agoView original
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One of these days I will resume tweeting. Today is not that day.
Tony_D (Tony Delgrosso) from NY
4 days, 20 hours agoView original
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Amazingly, I am not hung over. Perhaps because I am still drunk.
Tony_D (Tony Delgrosso) from NY
5 days, 6 hours agoView original
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Dammit, it's only 12:05 and I've broken my resolution already.
Tony_D (Tony Delgrosso) from NY
5 days, 18 hours agoView original
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You know what the last 150 minutes of 2008 needs? Booze.
Tony_D (Tony Delgrosso) from NY
5 days, 21 hours agoView original
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I am completely unsurprised by the fact that 2008 decided to drop one last enormous snowturd on my city before leaving.
Tony_D (Tony Delgrosso) from NY
6 days, 5 hours agoView original
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For no reason at all, [REDACTED] sent me a bunch of late-80s issues of Film Threat 'zine. My friends rock.
Tony_D (Tony Delgrosso) from NY
6 days, 7 hours agoView original
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Dear 2009:
Welcome! New-hire Orientation is at 8am tomorrow - Employee Handbook is on your desk. Casual Fridays. Free coffee in breakroom.
Tony_D (Tony Delgrosso) from NY
6 days, 7 hours agoView original
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Sweet Mother of Juan Valdez, I am home.
Tony_D (Tony Delgrosso) from NY
6 days, 20 hours agoView original
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