I'm going to bed at 8:15 and no amount of ridicule can stop me.
Except that. Don't...well fuck you, now I'm staying up til 8:30.
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Things not write inside a card, no matter how well intended the sentiment may be: "I hope knowing you makes it worth mourning you."
abigvictory (Michele ) from all up in your face
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@warmyellowlight Oh, least favorite word ever is MOOT. Saying it sounds like you're somewhere between retarded and drunk.
abigvictory (Michele ) from all up in your face
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@gordonshumway My sister sells Avon. Todd made her a pink shirt that says "Mary Kay is a whore."
abigvictory (Michele ) from all up in your face
6 hours, 1 minute agoView original
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High school is offering seminar "Are your kids having too much fun in school?" Judging by my son's attitude every morning, I'll go with NO.
abigvictory (Michele ) from all up in your face
6 hours, 6 minutes agoView original
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@fireland So, you're wearing a onesie and a diaper? You free tonight?
abigvictory (Michele ) from all up in your face
6 hours, 39 minutes agoView original
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I want a cigarette so bad I can taste it.
I should probably stop snorting the ashtray.
abigvictory (Michele ) from all up in your face
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@MsNovember @TimmerTDB Yes, it's true. I am Steve Jobs. The empty wallet and Hamburger Helper dinners are just a front.
abigvictory (Michele ) from all up in your face
7 hours, 1 minute agoView original
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By the way, a hormone imbalance has been robbing me of my very last shred of sanity. I'll issue a press release tomorrow.
abigvictory (Michele ) from all up in your face
7 hours, 10 minutes agoView original
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@coyotesqrl BRITNEY SPEARS IS GAY AND BILL OREILLY HAS A VAGINA.
Did I do that wrong?
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7 hours, 19 minutes agoView original
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Twitter has made it really hard to avoid answering emails.
"Oh, sorry, I wasn't online all day."
"But I saw you on twitter an hour ago!"
abigvictory (Michele ) from all up in your face
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Why do you feel the need to start up a conversation with me from the next stall? WHY CAN'T YOU JUST LEAVE ME ALONE TO FART IN PEACE?
abigvictory (Michele ) from all up in your face
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@InsoOutso LEAVE BRITNEY'S VAGINA ALONE!
abigvictory (Michele ) from all up in your face
10 hours, 46 minutes agoView original
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Rationally, I know the bathroom door handle's wet from washed hands. But I still freak the fuck out that I might have touched someone's pee.
abigvictory (Michele ) from all up in your face
10 hours, 48 minutes agoView original
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Not five minutes after I make a tweet mocking Facebook, I go and add a friend and change my status. Which is all I know how to do on FB.
abigvictory (Michele ) from all up in your face
11 hours, 18 minutes agoView original
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@Moltz Yes. Hit "delete my Facebook account" and you win!
abigvictory (Michele ) from all up in your face
11 hours, 22 minutes agoView original
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@detweiler Looks like Fox News got phished. Juvenile as that tweet may be, it made me giggle to see it there.
abigvictory (Michele ) from all up in your face
11 hours, 31 minutes agoView original
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Thanks to my earbuds and Queens of the Stone Age for drowning out Monday and all its whining, bitching and shit, I can still hear her voice.
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Note to self: Ctrl-F does not work on paper.
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@Kalli And wanting to smother Justin Timberlake in chocolate and go into a lick frenzy makes me womanly, right?
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