Every January I 'quit' caffeine and get tempted back by my two favorite tastes: Coca Cola, and failure.
aedison (Avery Edison) from Southampton, UK
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We don't have any real statistics, but the ones we've made up are _terrifying_.
aedison (Avery Edison) from Southampton, UK
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'Dahmer Differential'--The gap between being smart enough to keep the heads in the fridge, and dumb enough to neglect the electricity bill.
aedison (Avery Edison) from Southampton, UK
4 days, 7 hours agoView original
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"Abby's rules for our interactions" - http://bit.ly/rules
aedison (Avery Edison) from Southampton, UK
4 days, 7 hours agoView original
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Judging by her films, marrying Reese Witherspoon involves death by car, extraordinary rendition, or(worst of all) 4 sequential Christmasses.
aedison (Avery Edison) from Southampton, UK
5 days, 5 hours agoView original
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Y'know, the Ponzi scheme is named after Charles Ponzi who and thats about when I got bored of the article.
aedison (Avery Edison) from Southampton, UK
5 days, 9 hours agoView original
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So many invites for New Years Parties that the pressure is just too much, so I'll probably stay home. And cry.
aedison (Avery Edison) from Southampton, UK
6 days, 7 hours agoView original
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My stride is a perfect yard. So I'm gonna be absolutely fine in the coming ruler-pocalypse.
aedison (Avery Edison) from Southampton, UK
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Just passed the Turing test. So I'm _definitely_ gay?
aedison (Avery Edison) from Southampton, UK
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PS. For all my making light, I was actually _hissed_ at in the street by another human being today. Let's fix the world, eh? Happy Holidays.
aedison (Avery Edison) from Southampton, UK
1 week, 5 days agoView original
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This Week in Trans: Sure, sometimes I have bad days and really don't pass- but at least I know no one will sit next to me on the bus.
aedison (Avery Edison) from Southampton, UK
1 week, 5 days agoView original
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I shouldn't spoil the prank I have lined up for Abby, but has anyone seen The Crying Game?
aedison (Avery Edison) from Southampton, UK
1 week, 6 days agoView original
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Friendships based on dorm assignments seem so arbitrary. But what would I know? I spend my time stabbi- Playing card games. I love 'Bridge'.
aedison (Avery Edison) from Southampton, UK
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Apparently _everyone_ still calls them trolleys. Well. This, then, brings me to the curious problem of aluminium.
aedison (Avery Edison) from Southampton, UK
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Analysis of the Trolley Problem has left me only with this question: who the hell calls it a 'trolley'?
aedison (Avery Edison) from Southampton, UK
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Westboro Baptist Church should be a little worried about 'Fag Santa' coming down their chimneys #ifyouknowwhatimean
aedison (Avery Edison) from Southampton, UK
2 weeks, 2 days agoView original
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(Admin note: 2nd time today I've used 'AIDS' in a tweet. Awesome. I mean 'AIDSOME'.)
aedison (Avery Edison) from Southampton, UK
2 weeks, 3 days agoView original
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@EffingBoring apparently does not care about her job. Which, I would like to remind you, is CURING AIDS.
aedison (Avery Edison) from Southampton, UK
2 weeks, 3 days agoView original
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Admin note: I have 250 individual and 'witty' "thanks for following!" messages to send. Remember this when they find my body.
aedison (Avery Edison) from Southampton, UK
2 weeks, 3 days agoView original
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Slight typo in this Bible. I mean, unless Jesus really _was_ baptized by John the Rapist.
aedison (Avery Edison) from Southampton, UK
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