A day without cookies is a day without joy.
ahtitan (Jeff Spencer) from Michigan's U.P.
6 days, 15 hours agoView original
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I have nothing to say. Nothing funny. Nothing profound. Nothing depressing. Nothing.
ahtitan (Jeff Spencer) from Michigan's U.P.
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@peeppeep TWEET THE POLICE!!!
ahtitan (Jeff Spencer) from Michigan's U.P.
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What I got you got ta give it to your mama. If you hate her. Because what I got is the most persistent cough in history.
ahtitan (Jeff Spencer) from Michigan's U.P.
1 week, 2 days agoView original
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I'd like to teach the world to sing, so that everyone would realize just how bad Kanye sucks.
ahtitan (Jeff Spencer) from Michigan's U.P.
1 week, 2 days agoView original
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If I could meet whoever invented frosted c-chip cookie pie, I'd be willing to cuddle them without so much as grinding myself into their leg.
ahtitan (Jeff Spencer) from Michigan's U.P.
1 week, 2 days agoView original
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@vmarinelli Then he asked you if that was a Sears poncho or a real Mexican poncho. And then he divulged your baked bean recipe.
ahtitan (Jeff Spencer) from Michigan's U.P.
1 week, 3 days agoView original
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So, I've got her legs and arms off an I'm ready to make sweet, sweet love. What? Oh, sorry. I thought this was Boxing Helena Day.
ahtitan (Jeff Spencer) from Michigan's U.P.
1 week, 3 days agoView original
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@aedison That sucks. People suck. I want to decide who lives and who dies. Happy fucking holidays in deed.
ahtitan (Jeff Spencer) from Michigan's U.P.
1 week, 5 days agoView original
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Going down to the strip club so everyone can festively gather around my Yule log.
ahtitan (Jeff Spencer) from Michigan's U.P.
1 week, 5 days agoView original
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Hamtaro is awesome.
ahtitan (Jeff Spencer) from Michigan's U.P.
2 weeks, 5 days agoView original
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Bush dodged that shoe so adroitly, I wonder if he's used to dodging shit Laura throws at him.
ahtitan (Jeff Spencer) from Michigan's U.P.
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I used to complain that I had no shoes, until I met a man who threw his shoes at the President, and then I REALLY wanted shoes.
ahtitan (Jeff Spencer) from Michigan's U.P.
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I will occasionally extend my arm suddenly and concentrate, trying to surprise my brain into unleashing my latent telekinetic powers.
ahtitan (Jeff Spencer) from Michigan's U.P.
3 weeks, 4 days agoView original
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Rod Blago sounds like some kind of penile condition involving the use of ointment.
ahtitan (Jeff Spencer) from Michigan's U.P.
3 weeks, 5 days agoView original
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I can't call in gay, because they'd just say I come in gay all the time. Might be the techno and musicals on my work computer.
ahtitan (Jeff Spencer) from Michigan's U.P.
3 weeks, 5 days agoView original
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Turns out I can't fit my wrath regarding recent changes at my job into 140 characters with the proper level of hate. Twitter sucks.
ahtitan (Jeff Spencer) from Michigan's U.P.
3 weeks, 5 days agoView original
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OH (my friend Robin): I'm not fond of the judgemental hypoctrites, and also anyone who is in the grocery store at the same time as I am.
ahtitan (Jeff Spencer) from Michigan's U.P.
3 weeks, 6 days agoView original
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