it's a little early in the morning/year to have to figure out who's insidious and who's just wily.
allib (alli behr) from San Francisco
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something i never expected in a medical office: my doctor smells like cookies.
allib (alli behr) from San Francisco
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Wrote my first blatant love letter of 09. It was to customer service, but maybe a real person will see it. Eventually. #doingitwrong
allib (alli behr) from San Francisco
2 days, 9 hours agoView original
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First experience with Virgin America, they accidentally assigned me a 1st class ticket. Even their mistakes are suave.
allib (alli behr) from San Francisco
1 week, 2 days agoView original
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Neti pots look like a cross between Aladdin's magic lamp and a hash pipe.
allib (alli behr) from San Francisco
2 weeks, 2 days agoView original
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Today I have an imaginary ad agency cheerleading squad in my head. They yell "client!" and I yell "boundaries!"
allib (alli behr) from San Francisco
2 weeks, 2 days agoView original
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Declined sample at See's. Told the lady I don't like chocolate. Everyone stared at me, mouths agape, like Invasion of the Body Snatchers
allib (alli behr) from San Francisco
2 weeks, 6 days agoView original
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Discovered odd new formula to induce hyper-productivity: 5 cups of coffee, a little Bukowski and 2 disconcerting bus rides through Chinatown
allib (alli behr) from San Francisco
3 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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