Travel show idea: Journeys with the Culturally Ignorant and Overly-Dismissive Traveler Who Accidentally Breaks Stuff.
apelad (Adam Koford) from Wottami-Kresk, IN
9 hours, 11 minutes agoView original
Guest review: Not as haunted as they claim. Walls dripped blood only intermittently. Night watchman possibly a homunculus. Would stay again.
apelad (Adam Koford) from Wottami-Kresk, IN
11 hours, 33 minutes agoView original
Shopping around for NYC accommodations. There are a surprising number of haunted houses in the city that offer a free night IF YOU DARE.
apelad (Adam Koford) from Wottami-Kresk, IN
11 hours, 35 minutes agoView original
My comics get plastered w/ notes on flickr & I find it highly entertaining. You can't do that with Garfield. Well, you can, but it'd be sad.
apelad (Adam Koford) from Wottami-Kresk, IN
11 hours, 44 minutes agoView original
Scatman Crothers is the new Chuck Norris.
apelad (Adam Koford) from Wottami-Kresk, IN
13 hours, 8 minutes agoView original
Apple is the most popular maker of ipod players according to the lady on PBS.
apelad (Adam Koford) from Wottami-Kresk, IN
14 hours, 36 minutes agoView original
Somewhere there's a joke about a cupcake that looks like Nixon, and Ron Howard is there, and he's frosting it. Maybe not.
apelad (Adam Koford) from Wottami-Kresk, IN
14 hours, 55 minutes agoView original
Once upon a time, one could spin a penny in a video game coin slot & get a credit. This is the kind of knowledge that must be preserved.
apelad (Adam Koford) from Wottami-Kresk, IN
16 hours, 56 minutes agoView original
I refuse to talk about twitter and my activities herein in mixed company.
apelad (Adam Koford) from Wottami-Kresk, IN
17 hours, 28 minutes agoView original
Checking out the Sundance schedule. There's a documentary about dirt I really want to see. It's called Dirt!
apelad (Adam Koford) from Wottami-Kresk, IN
17 hours, 57 minutes agoView original
The Curious Case of I Don't Foresee Having 3 Hours to Watch a Movie Anytime Soon.
apelad (Adam Koford) from Wottami-Kresk, IN
23 hours, 12 minutes agoView original
Have we decided what to call this decade yet? I vote for the Bloopies.
apelad (Adam Koford) from Wottami-Kresk, IN
1 day, 12 hours agoView original
Is "they say I'm not so tough, just because I'm in love with an uptown girl" something we want our civilization to be remembered for?
apelad (Adam Koford) from Wottami-Kresk, IN
2 days, 13 hours agoView original
The final show in the CSI franchise will be CSI Babies. Animated with musical interludes. The songs will be by the Who, sung by toddlers.
apelad (Adam Koford) from Wottami-Kresk, IN
3 days, 9 hours agoView original
I have the opening part of Rebel Rebel in my head. Not the song, just the opening part on repeat. Like a car commercial or radio intro.
apelad (Adam Koford) from Wottami-Kresk, IN
3 days, 10 hours agoView original
Shaved the vacation beard because mine is the kind of philtrum you do not hide.
apelad (Adam Koford) from Wottami-Kresk, IN
3 days, 11 hours agoView original
If I'm not alpha male then why the hell do they make me wear this outfit? Are these cats playing me for a sucker?
apelad (Adam Koford) from Wottami-Kresk, IN
3 days, 13 hours agoView original
Actually I am home in Utah. The cats were shocked to see the return of the alpha male, which is to say me.
apelad (Adam Koford) from Wottami-Kresk, IN
3 days, 14 hours agoView original
I'm now in Anchorage, Alaska because there is no fact-checking on twitter.
apelad (Adam Koford) from Wottami-Kresk, IN
3 days, 14 hours agoView original
In Vegas, where the only real thing is the glint of hope in a young gambler's eye.
apelad (Adam Koford) from Wottami-Kresk, IN
4 days, 14 hours agoView original
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