HELLO THIRD CUP OF COFFEE NOW MY HEART IS FULL OF SUNSHINE AND KITTENS AND GUYS WHY IS MY LEFT ARM TINGLING
beep (Beep.) from Cambridge, MA
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Sting’s GarageBand lesson probably goes on for hours, and isn’t fun for anyone but him.
beep (Beep.) from Cambridge, MA
1 day, 20 hours agoView original
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Radio They Play At The Gym, I'll see your Finger Eleven with my fingers three and eight.
beep (Beep.) from Cambridge, MA
2 days, 2 hours agoView original
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@drinkerthinker UNFOLLOW
beep (Beep.) from Cambridge, MA
2 days, 13 hours agoView original
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@drinkerthinker is playing _The Thong Song_ at full volume. Canada’s not far away, right?
beep (Beep.) from Cambridge, MA
2 days, 13 hours agoView original
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I officially have no idea how to code this.
Solution: coffee run.
beep (Beep.) from Cambridge, MA
2 days, 17 hours agoView original
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Mr. Jobs, my bathroom scale informs me that I have some extra hormones on hand. In case you need, say, fifteen or so.
beep (Beep.) from Cambridge, MA
2 days, 18 hours agoView original
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And with that, my Comcast service enters its daily self-pooping cycle.
beep (Beep.) from Cambridge, MA
2 days, 19 hours agoView original
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Returned from a Swedish gay vampire movie. Like one does.
beep (Beep.) from Cambridge, MA
3 days, 11 hours agoView original
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"The sci-fi con? Let's put it this way: a few years ago, some dude got his cape caught in the elevator."
beep (Beep.) from Cambridge, MA
3 days, 13 hours agoView original
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The Teenage Sister's account of her first trip into an Apple Store: "They just have all the stuff you have."
beep (Beep.) from Cambridge, MA
6 days, 17 hours agoView original
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Someone is judging a douche by his collar.
beep (Beep.) from Cambridge, MA
6 days, 21 hours agoView original
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Happy New Year. I opted for a spoiler on my hovercar--you?
beep (Beep.) from Cambridge, MA
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This scotch. I drinks it.
beep (Beep.) from Cambridge, MA
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Goddamned Xbox. Guess I’ll have to read a book or something. I hear that’s done.
beep (Beep.) from Cambridge, MA
1 week, 1 day agoView original
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fucking xbox 360 fucking red ring fucking vacation fuck fuck
beep (Beep.) from Cambridge, MA
1 week, 1 day agoView original
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Worth every minute of your time. http://is.gd/e7GO (via @agpublic)
beep (Beep.) from Cambridge, MA
1 week, 1 day agoView original
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Lady. Say "you're welcome a lot" in response to my "thanks a lot" one more time, and we're gonna be in the newspaper tomorrow.
beep (Beep.) from Cambridge, MA
1 week, 1 day agoView original
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Setting a land speed record for "Wanting To Reenact 'The Shining' While Visiting Family In Northern Vermont."
beep (Beep.) from Cambridge, MA
1 week, 3 days agoView original
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Somewhere, there’s a portrait of Last.fm that looks more usable with each passing day.
beep (Beep.) from Cambridge, MA
1 week, 4 days agoView original
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