In a savvy, yet heavily trafficked Jewish market, the oldest merchandise will be stocked behind the freshest crap.
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I like Nicki, faults and all. You sir, are a canker. http://xrl.us/bebucb
beeroux (George Zelenz) from Joshua Tree
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I rest my case. http://twitter.com/joeschmitt/status/1103108447
beeroux (George Zelenz) from Joshua Tree
11 hours, 16 minutes agoView original
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I just took a long piss, and my urine smelled like a reduced, concentrated version of burning hair.
beeroux (George Zelenz) from Joshua Tree
11 hours, 53 minutes agoView original
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@krgaskins Oh, I dunno. Dignity?
beeroux (George Zelenz) from Joshua Tree
13 hours, 18 minutes agoView original
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Garfield and lasagne is like @joeschmitt and meetings. Conclusion drawn. A DouchD Leaderboard is made.
beeroux (George Zelenz) from Joshua Tree
13 hours, 25 minutes agoView original
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Nothing is more of a green light for sex than when a potential partner invites you up for some doxycycline.
beeroux (George Zelenz) from Joshua Tree
18 hours, 12 minutes agoView original
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I wouldn't mind being a 40-year old virgin, if only I had a movie deal.
beeroux (George Zelenz) from Joshua Tree
23 hours, 58 minutes agoView original
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In all honesty, this term of celibacy has run its ironic course. I'm fucking over it.
beeroux (George Zelenz) from Joshua Tree
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Coming or going: never forget to wave.
beeroux (George Zelenz) from Joshua Tree
3 days, 10 hours agoView original
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The only way I'm making it to midnight Pacific-Time is if I shoot meth or engage my Kama Sutra masturbation routine.
beeroux (George Zelenz) from Joshua Tree
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I'm so clueless. I mistook Kathy Griffin for Kathy Gifford. Duh. Now I think it's just funny and not hilarious.
beeroux (George Zelenz) from Joshua Tree
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Resolution: I will no longer judge people who have those Retro French-language posters in their house.
beeroux (George Zelenz) from Joshua Tree
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Folk Music 2009: "Broadband, broadband, take me away. I'm just a hobo in the tubes."
beeroux (George Zelenz) from Joshua Tree
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I guess its my ear hair that's killed my sex life, which is weird, cuz I had it professionally braided.
beeroux (George Zelenz) from Joshua Tree
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@gordonshumway Tumbleweeds? I have 2 guys from CSI trying to see what killed my sex life. Mistletoe belt buckle isn't working at all either.
beeroux (George Zelenz) from Joshua Tree
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Sign on empty curbside baby-crib said $10, but I swapped it for my sign that said: "FREE BABY"
beeroux (George Zelenz) from Joshua Tree
1 week, 1 day agoView original
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Generosity is not dependent on wealth.
beeroux (George Zelenz) from Joshua Tree
1 week, 1 day agoView original
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@JBRabin "Filled With Candy" is my new headline on Match.com, or EHarmony, or PlookingPinata's.com, or....
beeroux (George Zelenz) from Joshua Tree
1 week, 2 days agoView original
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@JBRabin TwitterPity. Thats awesome man. Really. Now where did I put my 9mm? Oh look, cyanide tabs.
beeroux (George Zelenz) from Joshua Tree
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