@bsheepies Don't worry about me touching you. I'm too freaked out to even be in the same room with you. Um...bye.
bigrballsthanu (AJ) from The first nuclear free city in
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I'm scared. Somebody hold me. Please?
bigrballsthanu (AJ) from The first nuclear free city in
9 hours, 42 minutes agoView original
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How in the hell did we manage that?!?! We didn't even say anything out loud!
bigrballsthanu (AJ) from The first nuclear free city in
9 hours, 43 minutes agoView original
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@bsheepies is a fish taco. That is all.
bigrballsthanu (AJ) from The first nuclear free city in
9 hours, 44 minutes agoView original
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@bsheepies wants me to meet guys who aren't douchey. Is that possible? Where do I find them? Are they like cereal box prizes?
bigrballsthanu (AJ) from The first nuclear free city in
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I just made the call. The Bedazzler is being sent to me from RI. I think home made sparkly pumps will look smashing in court!
bigrballsthanu (AJ) from The first nuclear free city in
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@krabigail I did only have the one burrito. It was from Moe's and delicious. Can't have a second. I would like to have sex again someday.
bigrballsthanu (AJ) from The first nuclear free city in
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Went all the way to the fucking courthouse today and ruined the heel of my shoe for you to not show up. A-s-s-h-o-l-e.
bigrballsthanu (AJ) from The first nuclear free city in
1 day, 17 hours agoView original
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Starting the year off with a bang...client no-showed for court this morning. He now has a warrant out for his arrest. Good job buddy.
bigrballsthanu (AJ) from The first nuclear free city in
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Spent $336 today on three books. Don't publishers realize law students don't make any money until *after* law school?
bigrballsthanu (AJ) from The first nuclear free city in
2 days, 9 hours agoView original
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God I hate school.
bigrballsthanu (AJ) from The first nuclear free city in
2 days, 21 hours agoView original
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For the first time ever nobody in my family asked if I was seeing anyone when I saw them over the holidays. I think they've given up on me.
bigrballsthanu (AJ) from The first nuclear free city in
3 days, 6 hours agoView original
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The Penis texted to let me know he's back in town. Sadly no pictures were attached to the text.
bigrballsthanu (AJ) from The first nuclear free city in
3 days, 6 hours agoView original
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Classes start tomorrow and I have no idea what I'm taking and haven't done any reading because I don't have any books. Hello senioritis!
bigrballsthanu (AJ) from The first nuclear free city in
3 days, 6 hours agoView original
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@fistsoffolly I suggest you adopt my theory. Only run if something is trying to kill you...Drink always.
bigrballsthanu (AJ) from The first nuclear free city in
4 days, 12 hours agoView original
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Popping my hair dying cherry tomorrow. I'm scared.
bigrballsthanu (AJ) from The first nuclear free city in
4 days, 12 hours agoView original
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So looks like the date, which I'm honestly not sure if it is a date or not, might be off. I give up.
bigrballsthanu (AJ) from The first nuclear free city in
4 days, 12 hours agoView original
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Date tonight with a new guy. He broke up with his live in girlfriend a month ago. This is going to go *really* well.
bigrballsthanu (AJ) from The first nuclear free city in
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Dad: What are they doing? Mom: They have to keep the bus over 50 or it'll blow up. Dad: I bet they're going to land a helicopter on it.
bigrballsthanu (AJ) from The first nuclear free city in
1 week, 6 days agoView original
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Driving to the tiny state. 8 Hours of fun in the car...just me and the cat.
bigrballsthanu (AJ) from The first nuclear free city in
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