True story: The saddle fell off my bike and I got off to pick it up again, and a nun walking by actually nodded at me, grinning.
bjornkri (Bjorn Kristinsson) from Gent, Belgium
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Fascinating: the guy who plays banjo in Deliverance also plays banjo in Big Fish.
Yup, productive day today.
bjornkri (Bjorn Kristinsson) from Gent, Belgium
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Most useless facts aren't facts at all, and the few that are can be quite useful. Except this one.
bjornkri (Bjorn Kristinsson) from Gent, Belgium
1 day, 22 hours agoView original
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Just found out that the GINA in BMW GINA stands for "Geometry and functions In 'N' Adaptations". FAIL. That stands for FAIL.
bjornkri (Bjorn Kristinsson) from Gent, Belgium
2 days, 15 hours agoView original
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"3... 2... 1... wait for it... HAPPY NEW YEAR!" Bloody leap second.
bjornkri (Bjorn Kristinsson) from Gent, Belgium
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New Year's Resolution: *try to* be more realistic.
See what I did there?
bjornkri (Bjorn Kristinsson) from Gent, Belgium
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All these personalized greeting cards to "Björn" make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
bjornkri (Bjorn Kristinsson) from Gent, Belgium
1 week, 1 day agoView original
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Must be reassuring when thousands of anonymous nobodies are leaving comments on crappy web sites saying they hope you don't die.
bjornkri (Bjorn Kristinsson) from Gent, Belgium
1 week, 1 day agoView original
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Deodorant: Because wetting your armpits before going out into the freezing winter weather is just great.
bjornkri (Bjorn Kristinsson) from Gent, Belgium
1 week, 1 day agoView original
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I'm the cock of the wok! said the chicken before I soaked it in oyster sauce and port and wokked the fucker.
bjornkri (Bjorn Kristinsson) from Gent, Belgium
1 week, 2 days agoView original
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I thought of the perfect tweet and wrote it down on my already full page of tweet ideas. That's when I should have realized it was a dream.
bjornkri (Bjorn Kristinsson) from Gent, Belgium
1 week, 5 days agoView original
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If the sun vanished we would have night three times a day.
bjornkri (Bjorn Kristinsson) from Gent, Belgium
2 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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Strange how the quaint habits of your tribe seem barbaric if you skip but a year. Related: I smell of rotten fish (traditional).
bjornkri (Bjorn Kristinsson) from Gent, Belgium
2 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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Christmas: When you can relax, accomplish nothing and still feel good about yourself.
No wait, that's every other day.
And Christmas.
bjornkri (Bjorn Kristinsson) from Gent, Belgium
2 weeks, 2 days agoView original
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I leave the country and less than two days later the government collapses. Again. FFS Belgium, get a grip!
bjornkri (Bjorn Kristinsson) from Gent, Belgium
2 weeks, 5 days agoView original
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Using a password manager would make a lot more sense if I didn't use the same password for everything.
bjornkri (Bjorn Kristinsson) from Gent, Belgium
2 weeks, 5 days agoView original
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Woke up thinking I had to go to work. In a different time zone.
bjornkri (Bjorn Kristinsson) from Gent, Belgium
2 weeks, 6 days agoView original
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"I want to write an autobiography in the third person," he said. "And end everything I say with 'he finished lamely,'" he finished lamely.
bjornkri (Bjorn Kristinsson) from Gent, Belgium
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"This will never fit!" says I. She does stuff, the suitcase closes. "Reorganizing!" says she. Unrelated: handluggage twice as heavy now.
bjornkri (Bjorn Kristinsson) from Gent, Belgium
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My profundity went bankrupt. Thankfully I know an amateur funditor.
bjornkri (Bjorn Kristinsson) from Gent, Belgium
3 weeks, 2 days agoView original
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