My tweets don't get starred, I think 'cause they're too smart. So now I will write in words this long. Boobs dicks Mac kids snow booze fail.
bnlandry (Byron Landry) from Philadelphia, or thereabouts.
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@Moltz I'm glad to know I'm not the only one who thinks of people's emotions as a form of unpredictable meteorological phenomenon.
bnlandry (Byron Landry) from Philadelphia, or thereabouts.
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Balancing the needs of the environment with those of the auto industry is like juggling fresh dog shit: impossible, sickening, unnecessary.
bnlandry (Byron Landry) from Philadelphia, or thereabouts.
2 days, 18 hours agoView original
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[Actual chess.com conversation]
bnlandry: I bet it's cold in Ukraine now?
DUDARP: ygy in ukrain it is ass ((((
bnlandry (Byron Landry) from Philadelphia, or thereabouts.
2 days, 19 hours agoView original
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Back in Philly. I had one of those "What am I doing in the kitchen?" moments, except with a whole city.
bnlandry (Byron Landry) from Philadelphia, or thereabouts.
3 days, 19 hours agoView original
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A number of the little square faces I follow on Twitter appear to be drinking. Perhaps I, too, should be drinking. With booze.
bnlandry (Byron Landry) from Philadelphia, or thereabouts.
2 weeks, 2 days agoView original
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UPDATE: I just put olives in my body.
bnlandry (Byron Landry) from Philadelphia, or thereabouts.
2 weeks, 5 days agoView original
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@Jessabelle207 There's a fine line between exquisite sexual crescendo and reactionary, systematic, faceless police brutality.
bnlandry (Byron Landry) from Philadelphia, or thereabouts.
2 weeks, 6 days agoView original
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No sleep last night. About to hibernate like a mythic creature. Next person who wakes me best have a note from the goddamn Oracle at Delphi.
bnlandry (Byron Landry) from Philadelphia, or thereabouts.
2 weeks, 6 days agoView original
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Caffeine free 8 weeks. Drank venti black coffee to study for finals. Now hands are shaking so bad I stabbed myself in the face with a fork.
bnlandry (Byron Landry) from Philadelphia, or thereabouts.
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As warned, I am preparing to do an Obama victory dance when I arrive in the DFW Metroplex for the holidays. Combination End Zone plus Robot?
bnlandry (Byron Landry) from Philadelphia, or thereabouts.
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Vampires are all like "Fuck New Jersey."
bnlandry (Byron Landry) from Philadelphia, or thereabouts.
3 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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I need more adventure in my life. I think it's time to go buy some booze, then come back to my apartment, alone.
bnlandry (Byron Landry) from Philadelphia, or thereabouts.
3 weeks, 2 days agoView original
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Texas, it's not abortion; just capital punishment for pre-juvenile offenders convicted of internal assault and battery on a pregnant woman.
bnlandry (Byron Landry) from Philadelphia, or thereabouts.
3 weeks, 4 days agoView original
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Can't wait to attend performance by international millionairesses that tells key personal experiences of affluent womanhood. #vaginamonocles
bnlandry (Byron Landry) from Philadelphia, or thereabouts.
3 weeks, 4 days agoView original
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I hate that feeling I get when someone around me is talking to someone else like they know about something, when they don't and I do. Ragey?
bnlandry (Byron Landry) from Philadelphia, or thereabouts.
3 weeks, 5 days agoView original
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Accused of being a hipster at work today. I plan on reducing levels of irony deployment in three phases.
bnlandry (Byron Landry) from Philadelphia, or thereabouts.
3 weeks, 6 days agoView original
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I dreamed that "riff-raffatory" was a word. So there's that.
bnlandry (Byron Landry) from Philadelphia, or thereabouts.
4 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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