Teen pregnancy rates are way up. Surely if we implemented more abstinence-only programs this problem would solve itself.
brittneyg (brittney gilbert) from San Francisco
16 hours, 10 minutes agoView original
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Listening to grandiose hold music for upcoming conference call. There are gongs.
brittneyg (brittney gilbert) from San Francisco
18 hours, 14 minutes agoView original
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I have so many things to be happy about.
brittneyg (brittney gilbert) from San Francisco
19 hours, 54 minutes agoView original
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Just got misdirected birthday party invitation to an event called DOOWHACHOOLIKE. I am sorry I cannot go.
brittneyg (brittney gilbert) from San Francisco
21 hours, 47 minutes agoView original
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In honor of Barack Obama, Ben & Jerry's has renamed its Butter Pecan flavor "Yes Pecan" for the month of January.
brittneyg (brittney gilbert) from San Francisco
1 day, 15 hours agoView original
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someone @ me 2 quarters. i am fifty cents shy of a bus ride.
brittneyg (brittney gilbert) from San Francisco
2 days, 11 hours agoView original
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Cannot believe this iphone user has not turned off the clicky noise the keys make each time you hit one. Maddening, woman.
brittneyg (brittney gilbert) from San Francisco
2 days, 11 hours agoView original
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Seemingly prim woman is flossing her teeth on BART then--hang on, i may puke--sucking food particles off the floss.
brittneyg (brittney gilbert) from San Francisco
2 days, 13 hours agoView original
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He's good enough, he's smart enough... http://tinyurl.com/9u9f6b
brittneyg (brittney gilbert) from San Francisco
2 days, 16 hours agoView original
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Unless I can find a paper bill, Comcast/Time Warner can't access my acct. When I try to go online, they say I don't exist. AWESOME, GUYS!
brittneyg (brittney gilbert) from San Francisco
2 days, 18 hours agoView original
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Berkeley bowl would be so awesome if it didn't make me want to murder all within it.
brittneyg (brittney gilbert) from San Francisco
3 days, 15 hours agoView original
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just got cable after 7 yrs. THIS SHIT IS GREAT.
brittneyg (brittney gilbert) from San Francisco
4 days, 9 hours agoView original
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(in regards to my nail biting) "nature gave you a shield, and you ate it." -@lavidalibre
brittneyg (brittney gilbert) from San Francisco
4 days, 22 hours agoView original
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i can walk to just about any food i wany within 15-20 minutes. just have to step out the front door. this is crazy talk. (void after 10 pm)
brittneyg (brittney gilbert) from San Francisco
1 week, 1 day agoView original
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Protest related to israeli/palestine conmflict. Yep. This should solve everything.
brittneyg (brittney gilbert) from San Francisco
1 week, 1 day agoView original
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Not only do some people spend time writing sites dedicated solely to mocking someone, but--get this!--other people actually read them.
brittneyg (brittney gilbert) from San Francisco
1 week, 1 day agoView original
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Peering out my bedroom window at the narrow crevice of an alley between buildings. Wondering how long that cheeto bag will lie there.
brittneyg (brittney gilbert) from Berkeley
1 week, 2 days agoView original
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BF: "I thought you said you owed me a baby. I was like "Noooo!" Babies are not legal tender."
brittneyg (brittney gilbert) from Berkeley
1 week, 3 days agoView original
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Asked the 7y.o. for one of her spanish readers so I can learn. The one she brought me--a first reader-- is SO HARD. Need picture book.
brittneyg (brittney gilbert) from Berkeley
1 week, 6 days agoView original
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Animal style is not better.
brittneyg (brittney gilbert) from Berkeley
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