@Jessabelle207 What's really a shame is that you can't see my "not used to soothing people awkward grimace."
bsheepies (kate) from takoma park, md, granola usa
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@expat_erin I was really hoping that was a link to @Mike_FTW's profile [those boots are fantastic though]
bsheepies (kate) from takoma park, md, granola usa
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@Jessabelle207 Shhh...there, there. A little booby never hurt anyone; however, we clearly need to share some lovely testicle photographs.
bsheepies (kate) from takoma park, md, granola usa
12 hours, 38 minutes agoView original
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@nick Jesus, man, one at a time! Just tell me what two stars means next, and we'll go from there.
bsheepies (kate) from takoma park, md, granola usa
12 hours, 45 minutes agoView original
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I puked in the parking lot of Nordstrom once, which was rather low brow of me.
bsheepies (kate) from takoma park, md, granola usa
12 hours, 46 minutes agoView original
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@bigrballsthanu Don't touch me.
bsheepies (kate) from takoma park, md, granola usa
13 hours, 7 minutes agoView original
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SERIOUSLY. Oh, fuck.
bsheepies (kate) from takoma park, md, granola usa
13 hours, 8 minutes agoView original
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I need to move out. @bigrballsthanu and I think the same. Oh, dear fucking god.
bsheepies (kate) from takoma park, md, granola usa
13 hours, 9 minutes agoView original
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I hope no one ever gives me the nickname "fish taco."
bsheepies (kate) from takoma park, md, granola usa
13 hours, 10 minutes agoView original
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My exclamation point was a ruse. Nothing exciting has happened.
bsheepies (kate) from takoma park, md, granola usa
14 hours, 18 minutes agoView original
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bsheepies (kate) from takoma park, md, granola usa
14 hours, 35 minutes agoView original
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@abigvictory @twoname @bcompton An orangery is an old-timey greenhouse used for growing oranges for the rich. You could get naked there.
bsheepies (kate) from takoma park, md, granola usa
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I missed you twitter. It's been a long day. I'd love to sit on the couch and tell you my troubles, but I still have to work. Balls to that.
bsheepies (kate) from takoma park, md, granola usa
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Oh, no! The @favrdbot dropped my link! I think there's some sort of discrimination going on here. It's harder for me to admire myself now.
bsheepies (kate) from takoma park, md, granola usa
2 days, 14 hours agoView original
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Just found a baby spider on my arm. One baby spider means a billion baby spiders. Going to bed will be difficult.
bsheepies (kate) from takoma park, md, granola usa
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@gordonshumway My fear is that if on Jeopardy I'd be asked what the most interesting thing Ive dug up is. I'd instinctively reply "your mom"
bsheepies (kate) from takoma park, md, granola usa
2 days, 16 hours agoView original
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No one told me there would be nipples in this movie. Facebook would not approve.
bsheepies (kate) from takoma park, md, granola usa
2 days, 18 hours agoView original
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Thank god Jessica Biel's character died halfway through this movie.
bsheepies (kate) from takoma park, md, granola usa
2 days, 19 hours agoView original
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I support all life choices, but I can't help but scowl a bit at frumpy cross-dressing.
bsheepies (kate) from takoma park, md, granola usa
2 days, 21 hours agoView original
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The man in front of me on the metro had a very womanly bob. That's cool, but I'm almost certain that he wasn't going for that look.
bsheepies (kate) from takoma park, md, granola usa
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