How's a bailout going to help the porn industry? Isn't the porn industry screwed by its very nature?
califmom from The Area of The Bay
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Sitting next to my daughter, IMing each other. We teach 'em young, here.
califmom from The Area of The Bay
15 hours, 39 minutes agoView original
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@SarahInMI When my kids' grammar surpassed our sitter's, I knew we'd outgrown her services.
califmom from The Area of The Bay
15 hours, 57 minutes agoView original
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Had a dream something was stuck up my butt. Note to self: remove thong underwear before falling asleep.
califmom from The Area of The Bay
21 hours, 46 minutes agoView original
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In addition to my mother, my brother is now on Facebook. He wrote "I farted" on my wall. He's 36. I am so proud.
califmom from The Area of The Bay
22 hours, 46 minutes agoView original
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Well, there it all goes. My mother is on Facebook, AND send me a friend request.
califmom from The Area of The Bay
1 day, 12 hours agoView original
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I'm sure this will shock the hell out of some of you, but not everyone on twitter uses a Mac. It's true. We use these things called PCs.
califmom from The Area of The Bay
1 day, 14 hours agoView original
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I keep getting an overwhelming urge to lay down, and then realize I already am.
califmom from The Area of The Bay
1 day, 18 hours agoView original
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Nothing like Macworld to make you realize just how many MacDouches you follow.
califmom from The Area of The Bay
1 day, 18 hours agoView original
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Daughter added Nickleback to her playlist. Guessing this means onset of menses is just around the corner.
califmom from The Area of The Bay
1 day, 18 hours agoView original
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All of these get-well lilies are filling my house with the sweet, sweet smell of a funeral parlor. Yum.
califmom from The Area of The Bay
1 day, 19 hours agoView original
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Got my first Twitterberry fail whale, which isn't a whale at all. Another downfall of the berry.
califmom from The Area of The Bay
1 day, 19 hours agoView original
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Enjoying a breakfast of Ferrero Rocher chocolates, and apparently enough calories to sustain me for the week.
califmom from The Area of The Bay
1 day, 19 hours agoView original
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My other etsy purchase was a tin of Mother Effer's Va-J-J Jelly from a shop called LeastLikely2Breed.net.
califmom from The Area of The Bay
2 days, 9 hours agoView original
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My etsy order of the most delicious face cream arrived today. Store is called BunnyButtApothecary.com. Love that name.
califmom from The Area of The Bay
2 days, 10 hours agoView original
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Friend is picking my kids up to take them to yoga. I love friends. And pain meds.
califmom from The Area of The Bay
2 days, 12 hours agoView original
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@abigvictory Only people who have seen you naked are allowed to talk to you while you're on the throne. It's the law.
califmom from The Area of The Bay
2 days, 17 hours agoView original
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You know which instrument is missing from Rock Band? The mutha flippin' ukelele.
califmom from The Area of The Bay
2 days, 17 hours agoView original
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@vmarinelli Could be worse. Could be 1) bathing suit top as bra 2) dirty socks, 3) *underwear* from his drawer.
califmom from The Area of The Bay
2 days, 18 hours agoView original
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Time to wash my butt and put on pants.
califmom from The Area of The Bay
2 days, 19 hours agoView original
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