Apparently and against both my better judgment and the advice of my younger self I have somehow become a gum person.
cjereneta (Chris Ereneta) from Oakland, CA
1 day, 15 hours agoView original
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It is a special feeling as a parent when you gaze upon your peacefully sleeping child, who then 90 seconds later throws up all over himself.
cjereneta (Chris Ereneta) from Oakland, CA
5 days, 22 hours agoView original
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And, but, and or will get you something something. Also, conjunctivitis.
cjereneta (Chris Ereneta) from Oakland, CA
1 week, 2 days agoView original
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I view the arrival of Mary Pope Osborne to the household less as a developmental milestone than as a whole new thing I get to make fun of.
cjereneta (Chris Ereneta) from Oakland, CA
1 week, 3 days agoView original
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For my birthday the boy put up with 11.5 hours of people in our house and other kids playing with his stuff. I'm ready to buy him a car.
cjereneta (Chris Ereneta) from Oakland, CA
1 week, 5 days agoView original
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Ever the completist, the boy has decided he needs to hear all of the "over 70 phrases" spoken by the present Santa brought him this morning.
cjereneta (Chris Ereneta) from Oakland, CA
1 week, 6 days agoView original
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Being kicked in the nuts by a boy who can't sleep isn't fully half of being a dad but there are moments it sure feels like it is.
cjereneta (Chris Ereneta) from Oakland, CA
2 weeks, 2 days agoView original
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Took me to the age of 40 to realize that all these festivals around the Solstice were created to fight off the seasonal compulsion to nap.
cjereneta (Chris Ereneta) from Oakland, CA
2 weeks, 3 days agoView original
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I think we're in agreement on this. Spiced ham : SPAM :: spiced nuts : SPUTS.
cjereneta (Chris Ereneta) from Oakland, CA
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Both ER doctors called it "classic strep symptoms", leaving the discharge nurse to hand us the flyer entitled "So You've Got Scarlet Fever."
cjereneta (Chris Ereneta) from Oakland, CA
4 weeks, 1 day agoView original
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I appreciate that modern medicine gives us the option of penicillin instead of sending the boy to the seaside and burning all of his toys.
cjereneta (Chris Ereneta) from Oakland, CA
4 weeks, 2 days agoView original
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The boy would apparently have no communication difficulties at all if everyone in his life were dressed like an Emergency Room doctor.
cjereneta (Chris Ereneta) from Oakland, CA
4 weeks, 2 days agoView original
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