My desire to finish cleaning my room is rapidly being overtaken by my desire to get drunk and watch Chinatown.
cleversimon (Simon Crowley) from Edmonton, Alberta
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14-year-old family friend I’ve known her entire life just added me on Facebook. Frantically assigning new privacy levels to *everything*.
cleversimon (Simon Crowley) from Edmonton, Alberta
8 hours, 33 minutes agoView original
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I don't know, I think "I'm only human" IS a pretty good excuse.
cleversimon (Simon Crowley) from Edmonton, Alberta
12 hours, 38 minutes agoView original
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Fuck websites. This semester I want to make a Gopher page.
cleversimon (Simon Crowley) from Edmonton, Alberta
14 hours, 43 minutes agoView original
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My Basic HTML instructor is a guy I've known since 2002. I am sitting between two cute girls. This is going to be AWESOME.
cleversimon (Simon Crowley) from Edmonton, Alberta
15 hours, 9 minutes agoView original
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This anxiety attack waited for me to get into bed. You don’t see that kind of consideration from most jaw-clenched night sweats these days.
cleversimon (Simon Crowley) from Edmonton, Alberta
1 day, 2 hours agoView original
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Loads of laundry done: Zero.
Episodes of How I Met Your Mother watched: Nine.
Last day of vacation: Awesome.
cleversimon (Simon Crowley) from Edmonton, Alberta
1 day, 2 hours agoView original
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iWork ’09, let’s make out.
cleversimon (Simon Crowley) from Edmonton, Alberta
1 day, 8 hours agoView original
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The Facebook iPhone app is a catastrophe of disappointment. iphone.facebook.com wipes the floor with it.
cleversimon (Simon Crowley) from Edmonton, Alberta
2 days, 4 hours agoView original
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My new haircut is so douchey I just gave @jdickerson a noogie.
cleversimon (Simon Crowley) from Edmonton, Alberta
2 days, 10 hours agoView original
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I gotta cut back on the sugar. My comedowns tend to involve a body count.
cleversimon (Simon Crowley) from Edmonton, Alberta
2 days, 12 hours agoView original
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Meanwhile, @printartist has been dropped off at Sephora -- or, as I like to call it, the Ikea ball pit for girlfriends.
cleversimon (Simon Crowley) from Edmonton, Alberta
2 days, 15 hours agoView original
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Just got my hair cut by a woman who probably gets kickbacks from the hat store down the mall.
cleversimon (Simon Crowley) from Edmonton, Alberta
2 days, 15 hours agoView original
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Highlight of beer-and-bad-movie night with old friends: @ivicaf's COCKSUCKERFACE t-shirt.
cleversimon (Simon Crowley) from Edmonton, Alberta
3 days, 5 hours agoView original
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I’m just going to jailbreak it and edit the com.apple.springboard.plist file.
cleversimon (Simon Crowley) from Edmonton, Alberta
3 days, 16 hours agoView original
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This semester’s easy A+ will be brought to me by ‘Basic HTML for Writers.’
cleversimon (Simon Crowley) from Edmonton, Alberta
3 days, 16 hours agoView original
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UPDATES
Sister = still married.
Me = still drunk.
cleversimon (Simon Crowley) from Edmonton, Alberta
4 days, 2 hours agoView original
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So... I made friends with the DJ. And we talked about whiskey. And I made a request.
And I just rickrolled my sister's wedding.
cleversimon (Simon Crowley) from Edmonton, Alberta
4 days, 6 hours agoView original
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Fuck you, Randy Travis. Fuck you forever and ever, amen.
cleversimon (Simon Crowley) from Edmonton, Alberta
4 days, 7 hours agoView original
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"Don't catch that garter," Dad says to me. "It's the kiss of death."
"Hey!" says Mum.
"Did I say death? I meant destiny. Kiss of destiny."
cleversimon (Simon Crowley) from Edmonton, Alberta
4 days, 11 hours agoView original
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