Jesus god. Is there a man alive who can spell "exhilarating" correctly on the first pass?
communicatrix (Colleen Wainwright) from Los Angeles, CA, USA
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My goal to practice guitar everyday is turning my goal of writing everyday into an act of martyrdom. (Ow! Ow! Ow ow ow!)
communicatrix (Colleen Wainwright) from Los Angeles, CA, USA
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The latest offering from the @ylnt crew is the sound of genius at work. Literally. http://is.gd/eOqs
communicatrix (Colleen Wainwright) from Los Angeles, CA, USA
15 hours, 33 minutes agoView original
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If it weren't for my Catholic upbringing and a complete lack of poker face, I would be the world's greatest evil genius.
communicatrix (Colleen Wainwright) from Los Angeles, CA, USA
18 hours, 59 minutes agoView original
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But he owns his own house...that his parents left him. Which house he is describing with his mouth full of sandwich. And she is STILL HERE.
communicatrix (Colleen Wainwright) from Los Angeles, CA, USA
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And no, he is definitely not Nigerian. Now he is expounding on Obama and the phenomenon of the "mestizo." And she is STILL THERE.
communicatrix (Colleen Wainwright) from Los Angeles, CA, USA
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OK..."American women eat more fat; Nigerian women eat more fiber." No, I'm not kidding. Yes, she's still sitting there.
communicatrix (Colleen Wainwright) from Los Angeles, CA, USA
1 day, 8 hours agoView original
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Blind date from hell the next booth over. He's talking his smack so loud I swear he's hoping I'll live-blog it.
communicatrix (Colleen Wainwright) from Los Angeles, CA, USA
1 day, 9 hours agoView original
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Just for fun, I configured the new 17" MacBook Pro of my dreams on the Apple site. Next up: checking Blue Book value on my Corolla.
communicatrix (Colleen Wainwright) from Los Angeles, CA, USA
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I like to think that I'm in the line for Philnote, too. Just really, really far south, and in a comfortable chair, sipping coffee.
communicatrix (Colleen Wainwright) from Los Angeles, CA, USA
1 day, 19 hours agoView original
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In the parallel universe that is StumbleUpon, neither "productivity" nor "organizing" exists. Which, um, says a lot.
communicatrix (Colleen Wainwright) from Los Angeles, CA, USA
2 days, 8 hours agoView original
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Oh, hell: Facebook and the entire alumni mailing list is watching me swear in my shower cap today. Why not you? http://xrl.us/newyearsong
communicatrix (Colleen Wainwright) from Los Angeles, CA, USA
2 days, 15 hours agoView original
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There's an annoying, high-pitched whine coming from my AM radio. No, *besides* Dr. Laura.
communicatrix (Colleen Wainwright) from Los Angeles, CA, USA
2 days, 15 hours agoView original
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The taste of Wolfgang Puck's boxed chicken broth rhymes with his last name. (Better than my first-choice descriptor, "Salty Crotch Soup.")
communicatrix (Colleen Wainwright) from Los Angeles, CA, USA
3 days, 10 hours agoView original
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A: When the short order is "I'll have a hamburger and a glass of milk." Q: How do you know when you're watching a movie made pre-1965?
communicatrix (Colleen Wainwright) from Los Angeles, CA, USA
4 days, 9 hours agoView original
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I need a sponsor for my little overcommitting problem.
communicatrix (Colleen Wainwright) from Los Angeles, CA, USA
4 days, 10 hours agoView original
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Why is it that I resent having to replace the toilet paper roll at home, but get excited about doing it at someone else's place?
communicatrix (Colleen Wainwright) from Los Angeles, CA, USA
4 days, 18 hours agoView original
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Rivaling the neti pot for sinus ass-kickery: homemade bolognese with hot giardinera.
communicatrix (Colleen Wainwright) from Los Angeles, CA, USA
6 days, 14 hours agoView original
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That whole "Eat Food/Not Too Much/Mostly Plants" thing...do pistachios count as plants?
communicatrix (Colleen Wainwright) from Los Angeles, CA, USA
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TRADER JOE'S GUY: Big plans for tonite?
ME: Yup. Holing up with this Pinot & The Third Man.
(BEAT)
ME: I'm in training to be an old lady.
communicatrix (Colleen Wainwright) from Los Angeles, CA, USA
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