Attention twitterers: watching Battlestar Galactica does not make you a geek. It must be earned through years of painful social isolation.
craniac (Mark Crane) from Utah--gateway to Colorado.
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Building vocoder necklaces to convert the shrill screams of my little girls to the mellow tones of Isaac Hayes and/or old school Cylons.
craniac (Mark Crane) from Utah--gateway to Colorado.
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Three Utah social networking "experts" announce their conference with a pdf file.
craniac (Mark Crane) from Utah--gateway to Colorado.
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Think how great it would be to have your own henchmen.
craniac (Mark Hussein Crane) from Utah--gateway to Colorado.
1 week, 2 days agoView original
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The 4400: ordinary citizens, abducted by overhead spotlights and large fans.
craniac (Mark Hussein Crane) from Utah--gateway to Colorado.
1 week, 3 days agoView original
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My skin is so dry that I want to use the Ped Egg on my entire body.
craniac (Mark Hussein Crane) from Utah--gateway to Colorado.
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12-year-old just hacked a free rpg and has a billion gold. Little brother, (9): "I wish I knew how to hack."
craniac (Mark Hussein Crane) from Utah--gateway to Colorado.
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Elastic pants, elestic pants, they make my stomach laugh and dance.
craniac (Mark Hussein Crane) from Utah--gateway to Colorado.
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Do all seven-year-old girls burst into tears at the drop of a hat?
craniac (Mark Hussein Crane) from Utah--gateway to Colorado.
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"Heroes" has taken the form of a really bad Dungeons and Dragons campaign. No consistency, too many powers, and nobody ever dies.
craniac (Mark Hussein Crane) from Utah--gateway to Colorado.
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There is a colleague, in a meeting, who speaks in a lulling cadence that can strip barnacles from a battleship and remove your will to live.
craniac (Mark Hussein Crane) from Utah--gateway to Colorado.
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Bought a purse for my wife today. Good thing she doesn't read twitter or use facebook.
craniac (Mark Hussein Crane) from Utah--gateway to Colorado.
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